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“Don’t talk nonsense if you don’t know! Have you used it? I did, and it really works!”

“Me too! I used it, bros. I feel like that yellow paper is quite mysterious!”

“Yeah, I can confirm what that guy just said. Brother Dao’s yellow paper is really effective…”

As more and more people came forward to testify about the effectiveness of the yellow paper, everyone was dumbfounded.

“I can’t stand it! You guys got me curious!”

“Why did you guys stop midway? What happened after using Brother Dao’s yellow paper?”

“Yeah, spill the beans!”

“We’re all waiting for the follow-up. Come on, mates, share your experiences!”

As more users waited for answers in the time-sync comments, the first person who spoke up to support Brother Dao shared his story.

“My wife suffered from a strange illness, severe abdominal pain every night. The doctors couldn’t find any problem, and we couldn’t count how many hospitals we visited or how much money we spent.”

“And just yesterday, I used the yellow paper that bought here and went to the crossroad to burn it.”

“I hope I can ask for a resolution. I’m really at my wit’s end.”

“I noticed a wisp of smoke lingering over the burnt paper.”

“When I returned home, I received a call from an experienced Chinese medicine practitioner I had consulted before.”

“He said he found the cause of my wife’s difficult condition in ancient medical texts. That night, we visited him, and after some acupuncture and herbal treatment, my wife’s abdominal pain vanished!”

“Now, although there are still some symptoms, the experienced Chinese medicine practitioner said that with a week of acupuncture and half a month of herbal medicine, there would be no problem!”

“Me too! After my daughter finished the college entrance exam, I decided to burn some paper and pray for my grandfather at home, hoping my daughter would get into a good university.”

“But I never expected she directly got accepted into a prestigious university! You know, she wasn’t even sure if she could get into a regular first-tier university before!”

“…and here too, I saw the smoke after burning the paper, and my son suddenly became eager to study!”

“My father…”

More and more people who used the yellow paper shared their experiences, and this time, it really shocked everyone!

If one or two people said it, others might think it was a coincidence.

But now, ten, twenty, or even over thirty people shared their personal experiences, and all of them had purchased Brother Dao’s yellow paper!

This was getting bizarre!

The fans in the live stream had no choice but to believe!

“What the heck? Is this real or just a mind game?”

“No way! Could Brother Dao be hiring people online to brainwash us?”

“Can’t be, right? Brother Dao wouldn’t do that. Anyway, I won’t say bad things about him. [Dog head.jpg]”

“Are we really living in the same world? Burning a piece of paper has such an effect?”

“Whatever! Even if it’s a scam, I still want to try it! Brother Dao, provide the link!”

“Exactly! Give us the link! I’ll buy it, even if it’s a bit more expensive!”

“Bring it on! The more Brother Dao sells, the more we’ll buy!”

Soon, Li Yidao saw the comments instantly changing to “Brother Dao, share the link for buying the wishing yellow paper!”

For a moment, Li Yidao was speechless.

He couldn’t help but admire the creativity of today’s internet users.

In such a short time, they had already given a new name to the yellow paper he was selling “Wishing Yellow Paper” F*ck!

Why hadn’t he thought of that?

Seeing the enthusiasm in the live stream, Li Yidao contemplated and ultimately gave up the idea of attaching a large batch of yellow paper with souls to make a profit.

After all, who knew how much lifespan he can obtain in the future?

Furthermore, he had no idea about the potential consequences of using funeral supplies after attaching souls.

It was better to be cautious.

Most importantly, he understood the principle of scarcity driving value.

Seeing the time-sync comments flooding the screen, he smiled and said, “I’m sorry, everyone. I only had one hundred pieces of that yellow paper, and they are sold out for now. I can not casually make these things.”

“The previous one hundred pieces were given as a special favor to everyone in the live stream. If I have more good stuff in the future, I’ll share it with you as a surprise.”

Hearing that the yellow paper was sold out, many fans started regretting it. Some wished they were with faster hands so they could purchase the yellow paper in the first place.

Others even slapped themselves because they had managed to grab the yellow paper during the live stream, but they had abandoned their purchase at the last moment due to the hundred yuan price tag.

Now, they regretted their decision.

With the live stream fans starting to discuss various topics again, Li Yidao continued, “The yellow paper is indeed sold out.”

“It’s still early, let’s watch some videos together. But please don’t send me your ex-boyfriend’s or ex-girlfriend’s IDs. I have nothing to do with whether they are scumbags or not.”

“Let’s quietly watch videos. After all, most of us waste our lives watching videos anyway. Let’s waste it together, and the total sum of wasted lives will be quite impressive.”

Li Yidao switched his phone to video browsing mode.

The first thing that appeared was ladies doing yoga.

Due to big data algorithms, yoga videos were the most frequently pushed to Li Yidao.

“Wow, I love watching Brother Dao browsing videos! Look at those legs, so long!”

“The girl from earlier was so hot, I wish I could be with her!”

“Hey, the one upstairs, stop talking nonsense!”

“You guys, look at this girl. D*mn! Those moves are incredible!”

“D*mn! Why are there men wearing yoga pants too? My eyes are burning!”

As time passed, everyone shared their comments about the videos they were watching.

Ten minutes later…

Some netizens started to playfully instigate, “Brother Dao, why haven’t you chosen yet? Were the previous girls too pretty, so you couldn’t decide?”

“Yeah, follow! Like! Be ‘Brother Dao’!”

“That’s right! Brother Dao, if you don’t choose anyone to kill, how can you live up to your name?”

These fans were really excited about the drama.

“I mean, why are you all so restless? Does Brother Dao have to ‘kill’ people?

Isn’t it good enough if he doesn’t ‘kill’ anyone?”

“That’s right! Why does Brother Dao have to ‘kill’ people? Can’t we just enjoy watching pretty girls?”

“Pretty girls? Can’t they watch pretty girls on their own? We want to see Brother Dao ‘kill’ someone!”

“Exactly! If Brother Dao doesn’t ‘kill’ people, how can he be called Brother Dao? Haha!”

“Alright, alright, stop talking. Look, Brother Dao is picking up the pace. He might be starting to search for a target!”

At this moment, Li Yidao was feeling somewhat speechless.

He had swiped through more than a hundred videos, and almost fifty of them were about yoga girls!

Was this platform worried that he hadn’t been online for a few days and might leave this website?

The constant and crazy push of yoga girl videos made it seem like he would actually go and buy yoga pants.

“Haha, all these yoga girls have such graceful figures, and Brother Dao seems flustered! Look at how fast he’s scrolling.”

“Yeah, he’s flustered! Brother Dao enjoyed watching yoga girls!”

“I have to say, Brother Dao is quite calm today. He doesn’t even pause for three seconds on each video. Is he not planning to ‘kill’ anyone?”

“Not necessarily. I think Brother Dao hasn’t found a target yet. If he watches a video for more than ten seconds, that streamer is in for some luck!”

“Same here. As loyal fans of Brother Dao, when he seriously watches a video or a live stream, that streamer is in danger.”

“Then, who do you think will be the lucky ‘chosen one’ today?”

“Haha, no idea, but it won’t be me. I just took down all the videos I uploaded!”

“D*mn, the one upstairs is clever! I will do the same!”

“Tsk tsk, I’ve also taken down my videos!”

As Brother Dao’s hand continued to scroll, the fans in the live stream were excited, eagerly waiting to see who would be the first to get his following.

However, Brother Dao scrolled for over twenty minutes and didn’t give any streamer his following. He hadn’t received any messages from the system either.

Looking at the continuous push of videos on his phone, he sighed silently, “Ah, it seems like the system is challenging my preferences.” Li Yidao muttered to himself in his heart.

But at that moment, a somewhat familiar figure suddenly appeared on his phone screen.

She was live streaming!

This female streamer was eating a large goose egg in one bite!

Li Yidao curiously stopped scrolling.

What a big mouth!

However, as he paused, the fans in the live stream became uneasy!

Someone recognized the streamer and began to frantically shout in Brother Dao’s live stream!

“D*mn! Brother Dao, what are you up to? What do you want to do to my Sister Zhou?”

“Sister Zhou? D*mn, that’s really Sister Zhou! Brother Dao, get out of there!”

“Don’t watch her. We won’t watch Sister Zhou in your live stream!” “Don’t you dare ‘kill’ Sister Zhou! If you dare, I… I’ll blacklist you!”

In Sister Zhou’s live stream at this moment, after she had finished her spectacular performance, she noticed that her live chat was going crazy.

Without exception, they were all saying the same thing. “Sister Zhou, run! Brother Dao is here!”

Seeing this message, she was completely bewildered!

Brother Dao was here?

Did this mean she was about to be “killed”?