Chapter 788 A Crude Lie
Chapter 788 A Crude Lie
"Wake up the bird again." Xiao Jun wrote in Xiang Nan's hand.
"No," Xiang Nan writes, "the same thing happens twice over a period of time. Even if they don't understand what's going on, they will immediately raise their alert."
"Then what should we do? We can't cross these thirty meters." Xiao Jun wrote.
Xiang Nan was also very anxious. He didn't know what method Yue Donghai and the others chose to use to get rid of the demons, whether they were stealing or robbing them.
If Yue Donghai stole the demon before him, it would be very troublesome.
Just as he was thinking, a drunken man staggered out of a building beside him.
"Damn it, he lost seven sets in a row. My money was won by those bastards just like that."
Xiang Nan and Xiao Jun's nerves collapsed to their limits, because the drunkard was already staggering towards them.
"Ha, Black-skinned Dog, I told you that your luck isn't good, but you don't believe me." On the roof, a hidden sentry laughed.
The drunkard scolded, "You are the black-skinned dog. If you call me by my nickname, I will pee on you."
This person actually started to untie his pants!
He was the closest to Xiang Nan and watched as the drunkard took out something and began to piss. The piss swirled around, constantly shaking in front of Xiang Nan's eyes.
Xiang Nan gritted his teeth, and a foul smell came from the wind, making him want to vomit.
The splashes of water that fell to the ground were several times less than half a meter away from Xiang Nan's face.
At this time, the drunkard held the wine bag and poured wine into his mouth. His actions caused his urine to be thrown to the side and directly hit Xiao Jun's face.
"Shit!" Xiang Nan thought to himself.
Indeed, no matter what, Xiao Jun could not bear to have his handsome face stained with a man's urine.
At this moment, many things happened.
He pinched a mud ball in his left hand and bounced towards the eaves of the buildings on the left. The mud ball smashed into the eaves with a loud crash.
A few bright sentries immediately looked towards the place where the voice came from.
At the same time, Xiao Jun used his right hand as a saber. The sharp saber silently cut off the drunkard's right leg. The drunkard's body was unstable and he suddenly threw himself forward. He opened his mouth and prepared to scream miserably.
Xiao Jun slanted the knife in his right hand and waved his hand at the drunkard who fell over. The drunkard's head split up instantly, and the scream was not heard in the end.
At the same time, Xiang Nan pressed Xiao Jun's entire body into the mud with his right hand. He rolled on the ground and pressed the drunken man's corpse onto the ground. He absorbed a large amount of mud into his robe with his Yuan Qi, creating a "very fat" visual effect for himself.
At the same time, the human skin mask on his face quickly imitated the drunkard's appearance.
"What's going on!" The bright whistle on the roof shouted.
Xiang Nan grabbed the wine bag and staggered to his feet. He turned his back to the open whistle and said, "Damn, I'm so lucky that I fell."
The archers immediately burst into laughter, "F*ck you, the mud you picked up when you fell almost made us think someone had ambushed us."
Xiang Nan "Aiyo" fell again. He lay on the drunken man's corpse, absorbed mud with his Yuan Qi, and buried the corpse.
At the same time, Xiao Jun lay in the mud and gave Xiang Nan a thumbs up.
The archers laughed non-stop again.
Xiang Nan's whole body was covered in mud. While imitating the drunkard's voice, he staggered and scolded, "Look, damn it, this daddy is wet with urine!"
The archers immediately looked at Xiang Nan gloatingly.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xiao Jun gently patted the ground with both of his hands, and his body floated directly into the aisle against the ground.
He pressed his body against the wall of the building and rubbed against the other end of the aisle bit by bit.
"Damn it, I'm so anxious to make you pee."
At this moment, an archer on the roof suddenly turned around and began to pee in the hallway.
"Finished!" Xiang Nan's mind buzzed.
The archer was peeing in the direction of Xiao Jun, who was hiding in the shadows and leaning against the wall.
Xiao Jun had already forced himself to endure. No matter what, even if he spilled pee on his face, he still had to endure!
But when the warm urine was about to land on Xiao Jun's face, he realized that he overestimated himself.
At this moment, urine had become Xiao Jun's nightmare.
Without saying a word, he dodged.
"Who is it!"
The archer saw something flickering in the shadows and immediately pulled out his bow and aimed it at Xiao Jun.
At the same time, the other archers also rushed over. In an instant, eight sharp arrows were aimed at the space between Xiao Jun's eyebrows.
"Don't make a move!" Xiang Nan was shocked and hurriedly said, "Then … who isn't that? I recognize him. He's … uh, he's …"
Xiang Nan's mind spun rapidly as he thought of a good countermeasure. However, in this damn situation, how could he think of a countermeasure?
"Black-skinned dog, you know him? Who exactly is he!" Eight archers had already pulled the longbow to the full moon.
Xiang Nan used his fist to hammer his head twice and pretended to be drunk, unable to remember for a moment.
Xiao Jun walked out of the shadows and cursed, "You bastards deserve to ask who I am!"
"Southern Domain martial artist?" The archers were stunned. Xiao Jun's dense accent from the Southern Domain immediately revealed his origins.
Xiang Nan was so angry in his heart. This bastard Xiao Jun had come out to mess around before he could think of a countermeasure!
Xiang Nan hid his right hand in his sleeve and was ready to release his Yuan Qi at any time to kill.
Then Xiao Jun scolded, "How can I be … En, how can you … ask me anything!"
An archer was puzzled, "Could it be a buyer from the Southern Domain? I heard that he will arrive tonight, but why would he appear in such a place?"
"Buyer?" Xiang Nan's eyes twitched as he hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, yes, it's a buyer from the Southern Domain. Look at my memory, how could I forget?"
The archer was puzzled, "Then why is he here?"
"Ah, I brought him in." Xiang Nan hurriedly said.
The archer shook his head. "No, why didn't I see you bring him in?"
Xiang Nan said, "Didn't you change your posts? Damn it, you're still asking nonsense. In a while, our distinguished buyer friend left angrily. I'll see how you can handle your business!"
He walked up and hugged Xiao Jun's shoulder, "Our distinguished friend came early. He was drinking with him earlier. He was drunk and slept for a while, but he just woke up."
Xiang Nan's mind was buzzing. He knew that his lies were full of holes, but there was nothing else he could do in a short period of time.
As for those archers, they were obviously not people with logical abilities and close relationships. Not everyone was like Feng Xuan.
"Oh" A few archers suddenly came to a realization. "Since you're here, why are you drinking so much wine? Someone, bring our distinguished friend over to inspect the goods!"
Xiang Nan was overjoyed. He didn't expect that an accident would happen, and that there would be an unexpected receipt.
Xiao Jun smiled proudly at Xiang Nan and whispered, "This young master is still resourceful."
A pair of patrols rushed over and led Xiang Nan and the other two deeper into the distance.
"Eh? Why are you wearing our clothes?" A patrol asked Xiao Jun curiously.
"I changed it for him. Stop talking and leave." Xiang Nan cursed angrily.