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(Thank you, Alliance master super god little tadpole for another 1000 Yuan tip. I’m so grateful that I’m shedding tears.)

Ning Zheng was sent flying for more than ten meters.

The tigress Princess fell to the ground and staggered a few steps back.

Then, she was completely stunned.

Shen lang and eldest Princess ning Jie were also stunned.

Dumb was also shocked.

What was happening?

Princess ning Meng was a person who couldn’t afford to lose. She was suddenly angry, picked up her big sword, and rushed towards dumb.

“I’ll kill you, Yingluo!”

Then, she struck out with her sword.

“Bang! Bang! Bang!”

Then, she was sent flying again.

He slashed again.

He flew out again!

It was the same for more than ten times. After she landed, she was on the verge of tears.

Her hand hurt so much. She shook her palm desperately. The web between her thumb and forefinger was split open and bleeding.

“Master, look at what you’re teaching! I’ve trained for more than ten years, but I still can’t beat him who has trained for half a year.” “Big idiot, why are you pretending to be weak?” Princess ning Meng asked.

“What do you mean by pretending to be a pig to eat a Tiger?” dumb was surprised.

Eldest Princess ning Bujin, oh no, eldest Princess ning Jie, said softly, ” “Da Sha, what have you been doing for the past six months?”

“I’ll get beaten up and then take a bath,” Dasha said.

“You get beaten up every day?” eldest Princess ning Jie asked.

we fight from dawn to dark, ” Dasha said. then we take a bath and close the door.

“Who’s hitting you?” eldest Princess ning Jie asked.

“Master,” dumb said.

“Why did he hit you?” Princess ning Jie asked.

“He said I’m stupid,” Dasha said.

“Did he say when he won’t hit you?” Princess ning Jie asked.

“He said that he won’t hit me when I can block him,” dumb said.

“Then, how do you feel after taking a bath every day?” Princess ning Jie asked.

Dumb said,’it hurts. Master is boiling me in a big pot.’ As they were cooking, the master even cried and said that the things he had saved for more than ten years were all used up.”

The truth was out.

Even Shen lang could not help but be amazed.

I want to take back what I said before.

Zhong chuke, you can’t be a master with money.

You’re really awesome.

Many people thought that when they practiced martial arts, they would give you a secret manual or a set of swordsmanship, and you would practice it desperately, right?

That was for ordinary people, and even 99% of geniuses trained like this.

However, there was a type of genius that was not like this.

Did Chou Yao ‘er have any fighting techniques?

There wasn’t!

She only had one move, Berserker, fan.

The two ghost head blades turned, and all the enemies were killed.

Therefore, when dumb practiced martial arts, he didn’t have any techniques.

In fact, the techniques were even imprisoning them.

Zhong chuke beat dumb every day to train his reaction and speed.

Otherwise, with dumb’s IQ, do you think he can understand the martial arts manual? Do you think he can do it?

Chou Yao ‘er was very smart, but she was so talented that she didn’t even need to use her brain.

And dumb was really stupid.

Grandmaster Zhong chuke beat him up every day, tens of thousands of times a day.

It was a sneak attack.

What could dumb do?

He didn’t know how to dodge, not even when a Tiger charged at him.

He could only block it with an iron rod.

Half a year had passed.

Zhong chuke had attacked him two million times.

Dumb also blocked two million times.

Of course, he didn’t manage to block it even once.

After all, Zhong chuke was a Grandmaster. How could dumb block him?

However, even if he couldn’t stop Zhong chuke, he could still stop Princess Ning Yan.

So in the past six months, dumb had learned a trick.

I block!

I block!

And his strength ...

This person was born with divine strength.

What was the most terrifying thing?

His golden bloodline.

He didn’t even need to cultivate, and his strength was already rising.

The injuries healed on their own.

So last time, dumb was so seriously injured. If it were anyone else, they would have died long ago. He was thrown into a ravine for several days and nights without dying.

After Shen lang saved him, he recovered in no time. There were no wounds at all.

Therefore, dumb’s strength and true energy were naturally very strong.

He didn’t need to practice, he could become stronger just by sleeping. Other people would become stronger with money, but you would become stronger even with your sleep.

F * ck your Grandpa, where is the logic in this?

What was the so-called training of true energy and inner force?

Wasn’t it just the mystic Qi absorption, absorbing the energy of heaven and earth into the dantian and bloodline?

Ordinary people could also devour, but the absorption was very weak, so they needed all kinds of internal arts to improve the efficiency of the mystic Qi absorption.

But foolish’s golden bloodline didn’t need it at all. His pores could absorb the heaven Earth Yuan Qi.

However, he couldn’t use it after absorbing the Qi of heaven and earth, nor could he cast it.

Every day, Zhong chuke would help him soak in medicinal baths with the purpose of stimulating the power that he had hidden for nearly 20 years.

That was why he was crying about being poor.

The medicinal herbs that he had been saving for more than ten years were all soaked in less than half a year.

Then, he looked at Chou Yao ‘er.

He didn’t practice martial arts, nor did he meditate or cultivate internal energy.

What hard work? There was no such thing.

Every day, she either killed people or listened to stories.

Therefore, dumb wasn’t that powerful after practicing martial arts for half a year. Zhong chuke had activated all the inner energy that he had hidden for the past 20 years.

How could this not be awesome?

However, he could only block and not attack.

In a year or two, Zhong chuke would teach him how to attack.

However, this should be very difficult.

Because dumb was a stubborn coward, he never knew how to take the initiative to hit others.

When other people attacked him, he would hug his head and hit his back, letting them hit him.

You have the mace, I have the skull.

Now that he thought about it, it wasn’t easy for Zhong chuke to become a Grandmaster.

It was as easy as turning over one’s hand to teach someone like dumb to become the best in the world, but it was also as difficult as ascending to heaven.

At least, you have to let him learn how to hit people.

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Eldest Princess ning Jie explained to ning Meng why dumb was so powerful.

“So you’re saying that I’m still very powerful, but he’s just too abnormal?” the tigress Princess asked.

That was more or less what it meant.

“But, what’s the point of others practicing martial arts when they’re faced with freaks like them?” the tigress, Ning Zheng, said.

“Yes, it’s meaningless,” eldest Princess ning Jie said.

The tigress said, ” no, it’s still meaningful. Such perverts are rare. Just don’t encounter them normally. Dasha, stay away from me. Don’t let me see you.”

“Oh.” Dumb hid behind the pillar.

Shen lang was speechless. you’re so weak. It’s useless even if you become the number one expert.

“You’re not allowed to bully dumb,” ning Jie said.

Then, she waved at dumb and said, ” “You, come over.”

Dasha walked over.

Ning Jie took off a pendant on her neck. It was a cloud Jade, transparent and flawless, very precious.

She put the pendant on dumb’s wrist.

This pendant was very famous. It was given to eldest Princess ning Jie by the late King, and many influential people recognized it.

now that ning jie was given to dumb, it was to tell everyone that she was protecting this person and that they should not touch him.

Princess ning Meng was so jealous.

She also liked this Xiangyun jade pendant very much. She had asked for it many times, but her aunt was not willing to give it to her. Now, she had given it to a stranger.

However, in ning Jie’s eyes, dumb was not a stranger.

It was because he represented the hope of Yue country to conquer the world in martial arts.

“Alright, you guys can go.” The eldest Princess ning buqiang waved her hand.

Shen lang heaved a long sigh of relief and was the first to escape. After leaving the quiet hut, it was much more comfortable to stay away from Princess ningjie.

In fact, he didn’t like eldest Princess ning Jie.

Ning Jie didn’t like him either, so she didn’t say a word to him from beginning to end.

Ning Jie’s body had a strong saint’s aura, which made people uncomfortable.

On the other hand, Shen lang had a strong aura of a scumbag, which made people even more uncomfortable.

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The Yan Empire’s Ambassador, Marquis qingyao’s son, Yun mengze, was treating them to dinner.

He had an appointment with ning Meng for a horse race today and had been waiting at the horse racing field early in the morning. However, ning Meng had not shown up even in the evening.

You didn’t even tell me that you were not coming.

The dreamy cloud swampland was so bored that it could only get two daughters from the aristocrats at the race track.

At night, it was supposed to be Ning Yan’s apology, but it inexplicably became Yun mengze’s treat.

The tigress Princess had made a mistake, yet she still wanted someone else to treat her.

Does that mean that I made a mistake, so I’m giving you the opportunity to treat me?

However, the dreamy cloud Swampman didn’t mind. He was just a little listless. He usually didn’t play with women during the day. Today, he was really too bored, so he broke his precept.

Let me introduce you, this is my brother, Shen lang.

“This is the dreamy cloud swampland, the trash of the Empire!”

“This is Dasha!”

Princess ning Meng gave a perfunctory introduction and then sat down to eat.

“It’s an honor to meet you,” Shen lang said.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you. It’s an honor to meet you.” Dreamy cloud swampland replied.

Shen lang,”you’re too kind.”

After that, the two of them had nothing to say.

The first thought that came to their minds when they met was ...

F * ck, so handsome?

No, I have to kill him.

Top-class handsome men were all natural enemies.

However, this hostility disappeared very quickly.

This was because both sides had smelled the scent of their own kind.

Why would a scum make things difficult for a scum?

For some reason, Shen lang somewhat understood how the king felt when he saw him.

The monarch had repeatedly said, ” Shen lang, you are an exquisite person and it is not easy for you.

the king, ning yuanxian, regarded himself as the most refined person.

Every aspect was exquisite and exquisite.

After an awkward silence, dumb suddenly said, ” “Silly er, do I have to say it’s an honor to meet you too?”

The dreamy cloud Swampman looked at Dasha. His eyes were filled with astonishment, and a special light flashed in them.

Then, he cupped his hands at dumb and said, ” “It’s a joke.”

Then, she felt awkward and speechless.

“Ersha, can I eat now?” Dasha asked.

“Eat, eat,” Shen lang said.

Dumb buried his head and ate.

The tigress buried her head in the food.

Shen lang and the dreamy cloud swampland fell into an awkward silence again.

After a long time, Shen lang finally thought of a question, ” “Prince Yun, how many women have you been with?”

“I can’t remember clearly. A few hundred, I think.” The dreamy cloud swampland thought for a while.

Shen lang wanted to kill him again.

Look, this was the real winner.

“Trash!” Eldest Princess Ning Yan said disdainfully.

“What about you, brother Shen?” the dreamy cloud Swampman asked.

Shen lang felt embarrassed and said, ” “Three,”

“Trash!” Ning Meng said.

Eat your food. Others are trash after harming hundreds of people. I only have three, and you’re calling me trash.

After the dreamy cloud Swampman heard Shen Lang’s answer, he sighed and said, ” “It’s a pity,”

“Isn’t that so?” Shen lang said.

“Brother Shen, do you know the secret of happiness for men like us?” the dreamy cloud swampland asked.

don’t be too devoted to one person, ” Shen lang said. otherwise, you will feel guilty.

The dreamy cloud swampland said,”that’s right! It was very normal for any man to want to have a beautiful woman as his first reaction. if you like a woman too much and care too much about her, then you will have a sense of responsibility, you will control yourself, and you will not be able to let go. It’s because the happiness of conquering a strange woman can’t overcome the guilt in my heart, so I can’t continue.”

“Brother, it’s too late for me to understand this,” Shen lang said.

“It’s such a shame we didn’t meet earlier!” The dreamy cloud Swampman raised his wine cup.

Shen lang, [ I regret not meeting you earlier! ]

“Brother Yun, have you seen ning Jie before?” Shen lang asked.

The dreamy cloud swampland said,”it’s uncomfortable to avoid it.” If brother Shen can avoid meeting her, then don’t.”

“Brother, you know my heart!” Shen lang said.

“It’s a pity we didn’t meet earlier. We’ll come and visit more often in the future,” the dreamy cloud swampland said.

“Always!” Shen lang said.

Shen lang felt that he had finally found a confidant.

After crossing thousands of miles and in the vast sea of people, he had finally met a scumbag on the same level as him.

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The next day!

The king had ordered the execution of the dozen or so Warriors of the envoy from the Qiang Kingdom who had burned the Holy Temple in public!

“Shua shua shua shua shua”

More than ten executioners slashed down with their butcher knives.

The heads of the dozen Qiang people rolled on the ground and blood spurted out.

The crowd cheered.

The ministers cheered.

The monarch was mighty.

The mighty Yue country!

The king issued a decree to severely condemn the Qiang Kingdom and said that this was not the end.

The Qiang Kingdom must give the Yue Kingdom an explanation for the burning of the Holy Temple.

Otherwise, the Qiang Kingdom would face the full sanctions of the Yue Kingdom and suffer the thunderous anger of the Yue people.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

The people of the world were even more excited.

the monarch was indeed wise and unyielding.

Then, the king, ning yuanxian, continued to issue an edict, ordering the Ministry of Rites to form a diplomatic mission to the Qiang Kingdom to condemn the Qiang King.

Everyone couldn’t help but shrink their necks.

This ... Were they seeking death?

Immediately, 80% of the officials in the Honglu temple were sick at home.

This was simply courting death.

It’s fine if you fool the common people, but we’re all wise people.

The Qiang Kingdom was a lunatic, a war maniac.

When she went crazy, she would even beat herself.

They were slow at spreading information, so they didn’t know that the diplomatic mission had been executed by Yue country.

If King Qiang knew about this, he would have sent his Army to attack the State of Yue.

You even sent a diplomatic mission to condemn the Qiang King, and you even brought the heads of more than ten strong men with you, and you still want the Qiang King to plead guilty?

Oh my God!

Not to mention the diplomatic mission, even if a Prince led a team there, Qiang King would still kill them without hesitation.

This trip was not a 90% chance of survival, but 10% with no chance of survival.

Moreover, he had died without a complete corpse and a burial place.

He would definitely be skinned, cramped, cooked, and eaten.

So, as long as I’m on the list of the diplomatic mission, I won’t go even if I have to resign.

It wasn’t just the Chamberlain of dependencies. Even the young officials of the Ministry of Rites were using their connections to find a way.

Each of them displayed their abilities.

In short, he was not allowed to be on the list of people to be sent to the Qiang Kingdom.

And at this moment!

Shen lang stood out.

For the dignity of the monarch.

For the dignity of Yue country.

I’m willing to represent the Yue country to the Qiang country.

I’m willing to condemn Prince Qiang and make him plead guilty.

He wanted the Qiang Kingdom to give an explanation to the Yue Kingdom, an explanation that would satisfy all the people in the world.

The entire capital fell silent.

You ... Are you crazy, Shen lang?

Isn’t it good to be alive? Must you go and die?

Did the palace of the Earl of Xuanwu mistreat you? Why did you take things so hard?

If you want to die, it’s easy. You just need to eat the crane top red, find a rope, hang it, or find a deeper latrine pit and jump down.

It was guaranteed that he would be dead in half an incense’s time.

At the very least, they would have an intact corpse and wouldn’t have to die so painfully.

You’re going to the Qiang Kingdom?

Not only would he die without an intact corpse, but he would also be eaten alive by the barbarians.

Shen lang has made a public announcement, and I know that I’m going to die.

However, for the sake of the Yue country, for the sake of the monarch, for the sake of my father-in-law being conferred the title of Marquis of Black Tortoise, what do I have to fear?

When the monarch heard this, his face twitched.

What’s the meaning of this?

You even want to list out the matter of Marquis Xuanwu, do you think I will go back on my word? Are you trying to checkmate me?

Don’t worry, as long as you complete the mission of the Qiang Kingdom, I will keep my word.

Then, Shen lang was in a difficult position.

I, Shen lang, have the heart to bring glory to the country. However, it’s a pity that I don’t have any scholarly honor. My status is too low. I’m only an eunuch supervisor.

Therefore, the Ministry of Rites gave Shen lang the position of supervisor.

Shen lang was still in a difficult position. This diploma was not too solid. He did not have the confidence to travel to Qiang country.

The Ministry of Rites gritted their teeth and bestowed the title of Juren.

You’re going to die anyway, so it’s not too much to give you the title of a high scholar.

At least, the Board of Rites approved it.

This was unprecedented.

It is very precious to be awarded a title. Even if you are a descendant of a Duke or Marquis, even if you have made a great contribution, you should still obediently take the imperial examination. It is impossible to directly award a title.

This was a special situation.

Everyone knew that being sent to Qiang country was sacrificing one’s life for the country, so it was only right for him to be promoted.

Shen lang was still in a difficult position as he was not famous enough.

This makes me not confident enough when I face King Qiang. Why don’t you guys raise the price again?

All the officials from the Ministry of Rites looked at him. Shen lang, you’re too much.

Are you addicted to blackmailing?

Could it be that you want to bestow the status of a Jinshi?

That was impossible! They would rather die than give him the status of a scholar.

Just as Shen lang and the Ministry of Rites were in a stalemate.

The king gave a gift to the Jin family courtyard. Shen lang opened it and saw a stone. It was extremely hard.

The monarch’s meaning was very clear.

If you think that the title of a high scholar is not hard enough, then is this stone hard enough?

Is your head harder, Shen lang, or is my stone harder?

Therefore, Shen lang decided to give in.

He accepted the Ministry of Rites ‘high scholar position.

From now on, master lang would be a high scholar.

One day later!

The king then gave an order to appoint Shen Lang as the eighth-grade official Registrar of the Honglu temple.

He was really a small official like a sesame seed.

Two days later!

The monarch gave another decree and gave Shen lang the title of the court’s disbanded Minister.

The official title was not a position, it was just a title.

What he meant was that he had been promoted by one rank, and from now on, he would be a lower rank-7.

Shen lang had broken the record of the Yue state’s imperial court.

In just five days, he had been promoted to the seventh rank.

The speed of his promotion was very fast.

But no one was envious, because this was all a routine.

Another two days passed!

The king had issued an official decree!

Shen lang would be appointed as the envoy and lead the diplomatic mission to the Qiang country to condemn the king of the Qiang country. He must not damage the prestige of the Yue country.

Of course, the so-called diplomatic mission only consisted of Shen lang and did not even have a vice envoy.

100 cavalrymen escorted Shen lang out of the Vermilion Bird gate and headed to the Qiang Kingdom.

Princess ning Meng sent him off!

In the end, she shouted at Shen lang, ” Shen lang, good job. You are a hero.

“Don’t worry, after you die, I will definitely take good care of Xiao Bing for you.”

Shen lang gritted his teeth.

Tigress, if you don’t know how to speak, then don’t say it.

although you have a slim chance of surviving the trip to the Qiang Kingdom, you must come back alive even if there’s a sliver of hope.

“We are brothers. I will definitely protect your family.”

Shen lang, you must have hope in your heart. You must try your best to live.

Then, the tigress Princess felt that her motivation was too vague and not substantial enough.

Therefore, she shouted,”Shen lang, didn’t you want to harm me?” When you come back alive, I’ll bring disaster to you. I, Ning Yan, always keep my word.”

This sentence allowed Shen lang to enter the third stage. What do you mean by ‘I’ll bring trouble to you’?

When Shen lang faced the tigress, he turned from a coward to a rock.

AI! He believed that it would not be long before they entered the fourth stage, silence.

My brother, the dreamy cloud swampland, is truly a divine man.

At that moment, this God was beside Princess ning Meng and waved at Shen lang.

The Empire’s Ambassador, Yun mengze, said, ” brother lang, you must seize the opportunity to go thousands of miles away from the Qiang country. You must break the taboo in your heart and find a new self.

To think that you can even persuade me to have an affair with you in such an elegant and refined way.

My brother is really a talent!

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Time flowed like water, time flew by.

The days of travelling were so boring. He couldn’t show off and there were no beautiful women.

Dumb was on the left, and yellow Phoenix was on the right.

In the middle was Shen thirteen, who was sneakily looking at Huang Feng!

There was really something going on between the two of them.

Thirteen?

When did you go blind?

I didn’t know you had such a weird taste.

The days of not being able to act tough quickly passed by!

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Ten days later!

Shen lang led the diplomatic mission and brought the heads of the Qiang people into the Qiang country!

“Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang!”

The ground started to shake.

Then, a group of cavalrymen from the Qiang Kingdom rushed over like a tide and surrounded Shen lang.

A super tall, strong, and beautiful woman rode out of the crowd on a white bull.

She was holding a Green Dragon Crescent Blade in her hand, which was definitely more than a hundred pounds.

No wonder he had to ride a cow. A warhorse could not carry him at all.

“You are the envoy of Yue country, Shen lang?” The female general of Qiang country said coldly.

“Yes, I am!” Shen lang said.

capture them all! the female general said coldly. skin this Shen lang and pull out his tendons! Cut off his flesh and feed it to the dogs!

“Yes!”

Then, the thousands of cavalrymen of the Qiang Kingdom wailed and howled. They waved their scimitars and charged towards Shen Lang’s diplomatic mission.

Shen lang said loudly,”Princess arunana, we’re on the same side, on the same side!” Do you see this big idiot behind me? He’s your husband?”

“Da Sha, aren’t you going to meet your wife?”

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[ note: once the second chapter is here, I’ll continue writing the third chapter. It will still be very late, everyone, to read it tomorrow morning! ] I really want to watch a movie, but I can’t even squeeze out two hours, wuwuwu!

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