BXBX NOVEL Chapter 1509 - There Is a Way of Death Called Faking!
Chapter 1509: There Is a Way of Death Called Faking!
Wen Xinya squatted on the floor, covering her stomach with her hands in laughter as her tears flowed. She did not expect that when the gang around Si Yiyan were together, they would be so funny. Even the “pretentious” ghost Gu Yuexi became real.
The chaos finally ended with Wen Xinya’s laughter.
“Sis-in-law, I haven’t seen you in such a long time, have you missed me?” His Sis-in-law even missed Cleopatra, needless to say, she would miss him.
Si Yiyan’s face, which was cloudy and sunny, turned grey.
Xu Xianghu saw that the boss’ face was still a little bit black and his instinct to avoid dangers caused him to subconsciously approach Sis-in-law. Ever since they had Sis-in-law, Xu Xianghu’s instinct told him that in Lucifer, Sis-in-law’s side was the safest side to be around, which was why he always liked to go to Sis-in-law.
This was a beast’s instinct to avoid dangers.
But, were the results really like that?
Of course not.
The beast was a simple-minded, low-IQ animal, how could it understand that there was another kind of emotion in the world that could not be fully expressed with scientific theories. Jealousy!
The approach of all male creatures might cause someone to be—jealous!
Let’s all take 3 minutes to grieve in silence for this simple-minded, limb-developed, single-brain-celled beast.
Wen Xinya smiled and glanced at Xu Xianghu. “Little Tiger, do you want me to say that I missed you, or do you want me to say that I didn’t?”
After speaking, Wen Xinya glanced at Si Yiyan from the corner of her eyes. Sure enough, Si Yiyan looked pale and cold. He was about to launch his belly black skill. She silently lit 32 candles for Xu Xianghu in her heart.
The pitiful Xu Xianghu did not notice anything amiss. The room was full of sympathy and compassion. He turned to Wen Xinya. “Why did you ask that, Sis-in-law? Of course I want you to miss me!”
After that, his gaze swept to Cleopatra who was beside Sis-in-law.
Cleopatra lied at Sis-in-law’s feet, leaning by Sis-in-law’s side, enjoying Sis-in-law’s touch.
Damn! How nice was that?
I really want Sis-in-law to pet me too!
What to do about his envy of the dog?
Yueze and Xu Xianghu had been partners for years. The two had reached the point where they could understand each other without words. At that time, Yueze stared at the small, delicate white hands of Sis-in-law that were on Cleopatra’s head and immediately guessed this trash’s inner monologue.
He covered his own face in embarrassment. “I don’t know this trash, I don’t know this trash!”
The corner of Gu Yuehan’s mouth twitched and he quietly looked at Ninth Young Master.
Si Yiyan was sitting on the sofa with his brows like horns and his narrow black pupils dark and deep like ancient dark ink. The emotions of the ink were impulsive, calm, but dangerous, like the whirlpool during a storm.
His lips that were normally a cool and cold color, flicked up at the corners. He flashed a casual smile but with a frown on his face, appearing even colder.
Wen Xinya let out a bright smile. “Little Tiger, I haven’t seen you in such a long time. You are still trying to get yourself killed!”
Having said that, she patted Xu Xianghu’s shoulder in a peculiar way.
Without any explanation.
Gu Yuexi smiled even more happily. His slender and delicate eyes narrowed slightly under his spectacle lens. “Looks like I have trained him well over these years!”
Xu Xianghu was born with his beastly instincts, but because of the various training he had to undergo, they developed and utilized this intuition to its full potential. Therefore, Xu Xianghu’s instincts causing his death today was also because his training was too successful.
Thinking of those inhumane trainings he went through, Xu Xianghu tightened his body like a chrysanthemum flower, his body got cold, and he stumbled back a few steps.
Si Yiyan raised a question. “Oh? I think you did not train enough. Your body, reactions, and intuition training should be proportional to your IQ, so I think you need some adjustments.”
Ninth Si, you are abusing your power for personal grudges!
You are so mean, does your wife know that?
Hearing that, Xu Xianghu’s body began to enter the first-level state of preparation. “Boss, no, you can’t do this to me. What have I done wrong for you to be so cruel to me.”
There was no snot or tears on his face, but he knelt on the ground holding Si Yiyan’s legs.
Thinking of Gu Yuexi’s perverted and abusive training method, Xu Xianghu felt goosebumps all over his body, feeling hopeless.
Wen Xinya looked at Xu Xianghu’s desperate little eyes and sad face and suddenly smiled. “Are you sure, Little Tiger? Are you sure you are not a professional idiot, living off of your stupidity?”
Hearing the beautiful, gentle, pure and kind Sis-in-law speaking to him like this, he could not help but feel attacked. “Woohoohoohoo, Sis-in-law, how can you treat me like this...”
How could you do this to me...
Do this to me—
To me—
Xu Xianghu’s heart entered an endless cycle of sadness.
His sadness was so great, it had already formed a river!
Why am I always the one who gets hurt!
Yueze: Wow, our brute is actually speechless!
Gu Yuehan: Normal people can never understand the world of teasing!
Wen Xinya giggled uncontrollably and looked to Si Yiyan. “Stupid to such an incurable degree, do you think he can still be saved?”
Little Tiger, are you sure you were not born to be teased?
The corner of Si Yiyan eye showed a hint of a smile. “You have to trust Gu Yuexi, he has the ability to turn decay into magic.”
Therefore, he handed Xu Xianghu over to Gu Yuexi with no worries.
Gu Yuexi had a gentle and harmless smile. “Thank you for your trust and praise, Rex! Please rest assured that I will not disappoint you and meet your expectations.”
After that, he looked at Xu Xianghu, who was still unable to comprehend the situation and began to think about how he could tune him into a multicellular organism whose body, reaction, intuition, and IQ were proportionate.
Looking at the smile on Gu Yuexi’s face, Wen Xinya shivered.
People like him were indeed the most terrible creatures in the world.
Yueze looked over at Xu Xianghu and silently lit 32 candles for him.
Gu Yuehan’s perverted brother finally had a new toy!
Xu Xianghu’s eyes widened in disbelief, not believing what he heard. He started to cry out with his hoarse throat, “Boss, why is it always me!”
Si Yiyan said quietly, “Because there is a way of death in this world called—faking!”