BXBX NOVEL Chapter 334 - 334: Uncle You Are So Handsome, Are You Superman?
Chapter 334 - 334: Uncle You Are So Handsome, Are You Superman?
Lemon waved at Chi Su.” Uncle Assistant, let’s play games together, okay?!”‘
MO Nianchen gave Chi Su a meaningful glance. Chi Su nodded reluctantly and walked towards Xia Lemon.
“Sit!” Xia Lemon patted the seat in front of her.
Chi Su sat down.
“Uncle Assistant, let’s play the game of who smiles better now…Those who laughed unpleasantly would be punished to laugh a hundred times.”
“..”Chi Su was speechless. Could he withdraw?
Xia Lemon did not notice his expression. She took out a black device the size of a mobile phone from her pocket and said, ” This is a smile capture device invented by my brother. Although the color is quite ugly, it’s quite fun. It can directly score your smile.”
“Uncle Assistant, it’s starting.” After Xia Lemon finished speaking, she immediately smiled like an exquisite doll.
Crack! The smile capture device immediately displayed a score of ninety-eight. “Uncle Assistant, it’s your turn. Smile. Just smile at the camera.” .”Chi Su speechlessly pulled the corners of his mouth, but he could not continue to pull.
Xia Lemon pressed the switch for Chi Su, and the smile capture device immediately displayed the score: 23 points.
“Pfft…” Xia Lemon couldn’t help but spit.” Uncle Assistant, your smile score is really too low. It’s practically the lowest score. From now on, you have to smile a hundred times as punishment.”
As Xia Lemon spoke, she reached out to pull the corner of his mouth.” Uncle Assistant, you have to be like this.”As she spoke, she demonstrated and tugged at the corners of her lips.” Pull up the corners of your lips and move the muscles on your face upwards. Otherwise, it will be especially fake and insincere. When you finish practicing 100 times, your score should have a significant increase. Good luck!”
.”Chi Su vomited blood.
On the other side, MO Nianchen was watching a melodramatic idol drama. His face was scrunched up into a deep frown that could not be undone.
Did women really like to watch this?
Vomiting. It was simply incomprehensible.
This was too pretentious.
It was better to kill him.
Noticing MO Nianchen’s expression, Xia Lemon glanced past Chi Su and said loudly,””Uncle, you have to be more immersed in the drama. Imagine yourself as the male lead in an idol drama and see how he does it.”
. Are you sure you’re on my side?”Mo Nianchen was suddenly suspicious.
“Of course. Otherwise, why would I teach you so much?”
“Why do I feel that it’s getting worse the more I look at it…” “That’s why you haven’t been able to woo my mommy.”
Is that so?” “Of course! When you’ve finished reading it all, you’ll learn how to fuse…Uh…”
“Penetrating?”
“Yes, learn how to integrate and understand. If you don’t feel any sense of dissonance when you’re in any male lead’s role, then you’ve succeeded!”
.”He also felt that if that was the case, he would really succeed and successfully become a lunatic…
After Xia Lemon finished communicating with MO Nianchen, she turned to Chi Su.” Uncle Assistant, smile for me.” Laugh..
Chi Su instinctively smiled.
“Still stiff, but much better than before. It’s not that scary anymore. Uncle Assistant, you look pretty when you smile. Come on, pass quickly.”
“..”For the entire morning, Xia Lemon worried about Chi Su, then MO Nianchen, and then Chi Su. It was simply too much fun.
She caught a glimpse of the clock on the wall and stood up immediately. She said hurriedly, “Ah, this is bad. It’s already this time. I have to go back!”
MO Nianchen stood up immediately.” Where are you going? I’ll send you.”” “Okay, okay. I want to go back to the Tan family. “Xia Lemon said.
She wanted to rush back before her brother and Uncle Tan came back. She didn’t want them to know that she had gone out.
MO Nianchen picked Xia Lemon up and walked out of the house.
Chi Su came back to his senses and quickly followed. He only felt that his entire face was numb.
“Uncle Assistant, I’ll give you that smile capture device. Practice well.”
MO Nianchen carried Xia Lemon into the luxury car. Suddenly, Xia Lemon said,’”‘Oh no, my phone watch is missing.”
As she spoke, she rushed out of the car to look for him.
It would be terrible if someone else found it and Uncle Tan and the others knew that she had come out.
“Hey, little fellow, slow down…”
“Ah, I see it. It’s here…” Xia Lemon saw her watch fall in the middle of the road and quickly ran to pick it up.
At this moment, a large truck carrying garbage rushed over from the corner at an astonishing speed. Because there were very few cars in the vicinity, the speed of the garbage truck was very capricious and never deviated.
But this time…
A little girl was standing in the middle of the road…
It was too late for the driver to step on the brakes…
Xia Lemon was stunned when she saw the car.
MO Nianchen immediately rushed forward, and the car sped past like a madman.
Xia Lemon felt herself being hugged tightly. She spun around on the ground countless times and her mind went blank.
The car came to a halt twenty meters away and had already passed MO Nianchen and Xia Lemon.
Earlier, MO Nianchen had carried Xia Lemon and dodged the truck’s wheels, rolling all the way to the side of the road.
Chi Su was stunned when he saw this shocking scene.
“Crown Prince, are you alright?”
MO Nianchen only had a small scratch, but the wound on his hand from yesterday had reopened.
“Little Lemon? Are you alright?”
Xia Lemon held her watch in her hand and stared at MO Nianchen blankly.
“Uncle, you’re so handsome. Are you Superman? Your speed seems to be lightning…” Xia Lemon was stunned. “I feel like I love you a little more.”
MO Nianchen heaved a sigh of relief. He had thought that she was injured somewhere, but it turned out that she was stunned by his handsomeness.
“Is he that handsome?” MO Nianchen asked with a smile. For some reason, he felt happy.
“Yes, yes!” Xia Lemon nodded her head vigorously.” It must be very blissful to be your daughter.””
The smile on MO Nianchen’s face froze for a moment, as if he was recalling an
unhappy past. He reached out and rubbed Lemon’s head.” Silly girl.”
“Uncle, you’re bleeding!” Xia Lemon widened her eyes. “Uncle Assistant, get the medicine box!”
Chi Su didn’t know what was wrong with him either. He actually listened to her order and did as she said. It wasn’t until he brought the medicine box over that she was stunned. What happened to her just now?
He actually felt that this little brat in front of him had a magical power that made him subconsciously follow her instructions!!
At that moment, Xia Lemon opened the medicine box and took out the sanitary pads and alcohol. After she disinfected MO Nianchen, she took out the bandages and wrapped them around his hand, tying them into a beautiful bow.
It was MO Nianchen’s turn to be shocked.. ” Little Lemon, where did you learn this?’”‘