BXBX NOVEL Chapter 2327: Public Relations
Chapter 2327: Public Relations
Much to the chagrin of the team helping with her makeup, Katana kept fiddling around with a tablet-like device as she asked, "Have we received any word from Shiroyasha-sama? As Floor Master of the East, she needs to issue an address of some sort."
Sitting much stiller than her sister, Dagger calmly replied, "Everyone we sent to make contact was turned away by Nadeshiko-san. This is pure speculation, but there\'s a good chance she\'s meeting with Vahn-sama as we speak."
Clicking her tongue, Katana muttered, "Lucky..." while swiping through messages on her tablet. Ever since the promotional Gift Game that saw the creation of the Aldrnari Empire, her fame and influence had soared beyond compare. She was also a member of Thousand Eyes, so she now had contacts throughout the Little Garden. Someone had to know the circumstances surrounding Vahn being designated as a Last Embryo, so she was determined to uncover the \'truth\' and break the story as soon as possible.
Unfortunately, while there were numerous reports of incidents happening in the South, there was nothing concrete for Katana to report. There was a considerable amount of information related to Vahn\'s actions in the Nine Realms and Underwood, but the odds of that having anything to do with the present situation were slim.
Feeling increasingly anxious, Katana attempted to send another private message to one of her contacts in the Sage Dragon\'s Hearth, Seraphina. She had identified the bubbly Succubus as an easy mark after witnessing the latter\'s performance during the promotional Gift Game, and she had been correct. All it took was a few complimentary words, and the two had been \'good friends\' ever since.
Under normal circumstances, Seraphina would have happily shared a few tidbits of information with Katana. However, as Vahn had yet to gather all of them together and explain the situation, she was presently ignoring all of Katana\'s messages. She didn\'t mind gossiping, but there was no way in hell she would betray Vahn by speculating about things she had yet to be apprised of.
Seeing a little green check mark pop up to indicate that her message had been read, Katana waited for several seconds before grinding her teeth in frustration. She hated being ghosted, but she risked losing Seraphina as a contact if she lashed out at her.
Just as Katana was seriously considering smashing her tablet against the shelf beneath her vanity mirror, several gasps alerted her to the fact that Vahn had appeared out of thin air. When she saw his reflection, her eyes practically lit up as she spun around and exclaimed, "Your Majesty! We\'ve been waiting for your arrival...!"
Shooing away her makeup team, Katana habitually pulled out a recorder, holding it up to Vahn as she asked, "I know this is a bit early, but care to make a statement about the circumstances leading up to your designation as a Last Embryo? The entire Little Garden wants to know."
Returning a casual smile, Vahn answered, "It\'s good to see you as well, Ms. Katana, Ms. Dagger. I understand things have been going well for you these past couple of months...?"
Clicking off the recorder, or at least pretending to, Katana adopted a narrow-eyed smile, her voice gaining a husky quality as she replied, "No small thanks to Your Majesty\'s recommendation. I couldn\'t have dreamed of reaching this point a year ago. I wonder if there\'s anything me and my sister can do to thank you~?"
Having shared a bed with the two sisters in the past, Vahn would be lying if he said he wasn\'t tempted by Katana\'s offer. Unfortunately, he had more pressing matters to attend to, chief among them being the crowd outside and the tens of trillions waiting to hear his version of events.
Shifting his gaze between the two sisters, Vahn replied, "Some other time, perhaps. For now, I\'ve come to issue a statement. How soon can you and your team be ready?"
Though he could easily issue a statement on his own, Vahn had promised Katana and Dagger exclusive rights to any breaking stories related to the Aldrnari Empire. He was effectively grooming them into Poets to serve the Empire\'s interests, but they happily obliged as it was nearly impossible to attain a comparable status on their own.
Without missing a beat, Katana crossed her arms and confidently replied, "Don\'t look down on my team and me. We\'re prepared to broadcast the moment you\'re ready. Heck, we even have a test audience and studio on standby if you want to rehearse your speech and broadcast a recording."
Piggybacking off of her sister\'s words, Dagger added, "Due to the rules and restrictions listed in the Geass Roll, we factored in the possibility of a riot breaking out if you were to issue a statement in public. Our ratings would skyrocket if an incident were to occur, but the decision is yours to make."
"Hmmm..."
Shifting his intent to the crowd outside, Vahn looked for any indications that someone might actually attack. The central forces of several 4-Digit Communities were present, but his performance during the promotional Gift Game should cow most of them. In other words, unless someone like Indra were to show up to lead the charge, they were just there to see how things played out.
Earning smiles from the two sisters, Vahn mused, "So many people have gathered to hear what I have to say. It would be rude of me not to make an appearance."
Pumping her fist, Katana exclaimed, "Now that\'s what I\'m talking about!" before storming out the dressing room and shouting, "Everyone, get your asses in gear! We\'re about to go-"
Before Katana could finish ordering her people into their places, the sky overhead darkened as a beam of light more radiant than the Sun struck the building they had erected to prepare for the shoot. A peculiar silence followed the moment of impact before a sphere of destruction enveloped several kilometers in the surroundings, annihilating virtually everything it came into contact with.
Though the Thousand Eyes Community had seized the initiative to set up the primary broadcast, dozens of other broadcasting Communities were present to speculate and report on the event. News related to the Aldrnari Empire was a hot topic in the Little Garden, so more than seven hundred billion people had already tuned in, patiently awaiting Vahn\'s appearance and address. Instead, people throughout the Little Garden were horrified to see the destructive sphere envelope, not just the building Vahn was in but several others unrelated to the Aldrnari Empire.
Acting quickly, the Leaders of several 4-Digit Communities teleported around the expanding sphere of light, containing it before it could cause even more destruction. At the same time, Amaterasu herself appeared in the sky, high above the devastation. The explosion had been caused by a \'satellite\' hovering just below the barrier surrounding the Little Garden, so she took it upon herself to ensnare the construct before it could do more damage. Her first instinct was to eradicate it, but she figured Vahn might want to analyze it to uncover the parties responsible for the attack.
After sealing the peculiar satellite within a hand mirror, Amaterasu was about to return to the ground and assist in suppressing the destructive sphere of light. The moment she looked down, however, an \'as expected\' smile developed across her face as she saw the sphere slowly retracting.
Though Vahn would ordinarily be unable to affect the territories of other Communities without violating the Laws of the Little Garden, his status as a Last Embryo permitted him to ignore such restrictions. He was unable to prevent the attack, but he was able to expand his domain faster than the explosion could consume its surroundings. As a result, everyone watching the broadcast was privy to the scene of him \'rewinding time,\' restoring not just the buildings but the people inhabiting them.
After compressing the energy from the blast in the palm of his hand, Vahn turned to Katana and Dagger, an apologetic smile on his face as he asked, "Are the two of you okay...?"
As Vahn had permitted them to keep their memories of the event, neither of the sisters immediately responded to his inquiry. They were still a little shaken by the sensation of having their bodies instantaneously vaporized. There had been no pain, but there was a brief moment of \'awareness\' that followed the obliteration of their bodies, almost like their spirits remained, unable to believe what had transpired.
Absorbing the ball of energy into his body, Vahn repurposed it using his Godhand before unleashing it as an invisible force into his surroundings. A potent warmth immediately pervaded the bodies of everyone affected by the explosion, including the two sisters. It didn\'t erase the impression that they had just been obliterated, but it helped them calm down enough for Katana to respond, "I\'m...I mean, we\'re okay..."
Looking to Dagger for confirmation, Katana regained a bit of her vigor as the former returned an affirmative nod and said, "We should hurry up with the broadcast. The longer we delay things, the more time other networks have to speculate."
Unwilling to let such a tremendous scoop fall into the hands of another, an illusory fire appeared in the depths of Katana\'s eyes as she returned to what she was doing previously, shouting, "Double time, people! This is the scoop of the century! Move it, move it, move it...!"
With Katana rushing out of the room, Dagger allowed her body to go limp, nearly falling to the ground. Instead, she fell directly into Vahn\'s arms, the latter appearing next to her with a gentle smile on his face as he said, "It\'s going to be okay. I\'ll never let anything like what just occurred happen again. I promise..."
Feeling Vahn\'s warmth fill her body, the lingering sense of dread in the back of Dagger\'s mind promptly vanished. She might dress boldly and act cocky around others, but she lacked the same confidence that permitted her sister to pursue a dream most people considered impossible. She was the type that just went with the flow, so the moment Katana departed the room, her facade naturally crumbled.
Fortunately for Dagger, while Vahn was undoubtedly pressed for time, he could spare a few minutes to help her recover. At the same time, another version of himself appeared outside the hideout of the group responsible for the satellite. They believed they could sow discord by hacking into one of the White Raven Community\'s satellites and using it to attack him, so he intended to teach them a hard lesson before leaving their fates in the hands of the Communities caught in the crossfire.
Sensing Vahn\'s aura, the face of one of the people hiding underground contorted into one of disgust. They had warned their companions about angering Vahn at this crucial juncture, but their advice had been ignored. Now, even though they had only recently escaped from Vahn\'s clutches, they, once again, found themselves beneath the luminous golden gaze of the Sage Dragon Emperor...
"Fucking Hel..."
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(A/N: Alternate Titles: \'Never hurts to have a good PR Team...\',\'Amaterasu lookin\' for headpats...\',\'You dun goofed...\')