Chapter 148 - 148: This Is Good Now
Yu Mingyi gave him an inscrutable expression, while Yu Minglang continued to analyze the situation.
“You two have been married for so many years. If she had problems before marriage, then after marriage, you either used a condom – ”
Yu Mingyi reached out and tapped his head with a light touch.
“You’re getting more and more disrespectful.”
“Oh, so you didn’t use one – second brother, don’t tell me you didn’t do it? My god, you’ve been married for so many years? Brother, do you have any problems? No, don’t say anything, let me analyze this. You guys need to get a checkup…”
Yu Mingyi watched his brother joking around, while Yu Minglang spoke earnestly.
“Second brother, is there a requirement in your checkup that says you can’t be too big?”
“What?” Yu Mingyi frowned.
Yu Minglang made a suggestive gesture and winked at him, causing Yu Mingyi to break into laughter and tears.
“Lame, who told you that?”
“That’s what people say, that if it’s too big, it might get in the way of the joystick. Isn’t your joystick between your legs? Your size is so big that when you were examined, you could still get in- Second Brother, are you impotent?”
When they bathed together, Yu Minglang had seen everything, heh heh.
Looking at Yu Minglang’s expectant expression, Yu Mingyi silently clenched his fist and then –
“It’s just a joke, why hit my handsome face! I have a date with Xiao Qian tomorrow, how do I present myself like this!”
Yu Minglang covered his eyes. His naughty second brother really hit him, it hurt…
“You’re always thinking about unnecessary things, it’s not too much to hit you for that.” Yu Mingyi retracted his hand and added another sentence.
“Others can follow the gossip, but why do you have to spread it? The joystick is at the knees’ position. You could have a donkey’s head and it still wouldn’t touch! Let dad hear what you just said, he’ll beat you to death!”
Father Yu was just like Second Brother back in the day before taking over the company.
Yu Minglang laughed dryly, he was just trying to lighten the mood. Seeing Second Brother’s frustrated look, hmm, if Second Brother didn’t have any problems, then was it that he deliberately avoided touching Wang Xiaohong?
“Second brother, seriously, when are you getting a divorce? You can’t play like this. It’s okay if you don’t want to think about it because you’re strong inside, but don’t drag the whole family down with you.”
“When she gets better.” By then, he could also make the decision that wouldn’t make father feel too sad. Yes, Yu Mingyi married Wang Xiaohong not just out of self-exile, he had a deeper purpose.
“Let Eldest Sister-in-law take good care of her. Isn’t it just some woman’s illness? Isn’t Eldest Sister-in-law very good at handling these things?”
“It’s not…It’s the trauma she experienced in her early years. Her brother said that only if she marries me, she might have hope of recovery.” And he just happened to need to use Wang Xiaohong.
“Damn, where is her brother buried? I’ll go dig up his grave to ask if he wants to heal her or drive our entire family crazy? Docs he want to use his sister to drive our entire family insane so that her problem doesn’t stand out? I’ve figured it out; Wang Dazhi is not a decent man; he’s too wicked!”
Yu Mingyi didn’t say directly but looked far away.
He thought that after marrying him, Wang Xiaohong would become more normal. Anyway, marrying anyone would be the same. If she lived an honest life and helped him achieve his goals, he didn’t intend to divorce. It wouldn’t matter if they continued like this.
But her condition not only didn’t improve but seemed to get worse, even dragging Panpan into the problem. Yu Mingyi began to seriously consider whether it was time for him to take action.
“Second brother, you really can’t drag it any longer. The way you’re dealing with it, not only does it bring bad luck to our family, but Wang Xiaohong is also not living well. She keeps saying that our family wrongs her, so now, let her find whoever she thinks will treat her right.”
“I’ll make my own decision. You don’t need to interfere. And watch your mouth around Grandpa and Grandma.”
“If you don’t deal with Wang Xiaohong as soon as possible, I’ll come tease you when I have free time, even if our family doesn’t take action.”
However, Yu Minglang didn’t even get a chance to do that, because the next day, his second brother had already settled everything, thanks to him and Xiao Qian.
It was almost 12 o’clock when they came back from Second Brother’s place. Yu Minglang originally wanted to go back to sleep, but somehow, his car drove directly into Xiao Qian’s Urban Village.
He just wanted to see if she was asleep downstairs in her house. It was pitch black, except for the light in Xiao Qian’s room.
What was this girl doing, still awake so late?
Xiao Qian was treating her face with cucumber slices.
She had insomnia tonight.
The attic was slightly stuffy at night, so Xiao Qian was thinking of opening the window just a crack. When she opened it, she got the fright of her life.
Yu Minglang, like a gecko, was sticking to her window, grinning at her.
“Good evening, we meet again!”
Xiao Qian was thankful for her strong mental fortitude. Otherwise, if it were someone else being scared by this weirdo Yu Minglang, they might become sick due to shock.
Yu Minglang grinned at her, looking at all the cucumber slices on her face and curiously wanting to lift them off. Women were so strange, always messing around with different things on their faces.
Xiao Qian couldn’t stand it anymore and swung her fist!
Yu Minglang had just been hit on his left eye by Second Brother last night and now Xiao Qian had hit his right eye. Although it didn’t hurt much, his heart broke into several pieces.
“Coming out in the dead of night to scare people, Yu Minglang, have you had enough of us dating?”
Xiao Qian turned around, quickly removed the cucumber slices from her face, and still wanted to punch him.
“Qian Bao, do you want to watch a midnight movie?”
“Go away, I’m sleepy! Who wants to accompany you to watch colorful movies?”
“It’s not colorful; we’ll watch a horror movie. If you’re sleepy, just lean on my shoulder and sleep. When it’s over, I’ll take you back.”
Xiao Qian pulled him inside and then secretly looked around to make sure no neighbors saw them. Having a boyfriend was like connecting with an underground party; Yu Minglang was such a drama queen.
“Aren’t you annoying? Can’t you just wait a few more hours until daybreak?” She let him sit on her small bed, and Yu Minglang immediately spotted the little bra next to her pillow. It looked good ~
Xiao Qian quickly covered the removed bra with a pillowcase, remembering her bra-less state, and wrapped an overcoat around her sleeping robe before sitting down opposite him.
“I’m upset, so I wanted to watch something to vent – forget it, you sleep. I’ll go by myself.” He stood up and jumped out the window.
Xiao Qian knew that he was worried about his second brother’s affairs.
“Wait for me in the car; I’ll change my clothes and come downstairs.”
Yu Minglang’s eyes brightened, and his mood instantly improved.
“This troublesome guy…” Xiao Qian shook her head, found a change of clothes, locked the door to her room, and carefully climbed out the window.
Having a late-night date with a man, if Jia Xiufang knew about it, she would definitely be heartbroken. She had just taught this girl to be reserved, and now she’s running out at night!
But Xiao Qian and Yu Minglang never expected that their movie would lead to Second Brother’s singlehood!