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Xu Yang was dumbfounded.

He knew Ma Long was a guy with an unusual way of thinking and wasn’t very tactful… but he didn’t expect it to be to this extent!

Don’t just say Wang, speak in a civilized manner, you, him, and l!

Don’t you know this saying?

The key is that he even added “Old” in front of the word “Wang”!

Xu Yang couldn’t see with his eyes at the moment, and didn’t feel it appropriate to use his spiritual power to “look” at Wang Defa.Jt was because Wang Defa wasn’t an ordinary person. Scanning someone’s body with spiritual power back and forth would naturally allow them to feel it.

That would be very disrespectful.

Wang Defa was silent for a while.

Ma Long naturally didn’t notice it. He took out Chinese cigarettes from the bag under the laughing nest, pulled out one and handed it over, sitting down in the chair where Xu Yang had just sat, and laughed, “Old Wang, have a Chinese

cigarette.”

Wang Defa silently took the cigarette.

Ma Long first lit the cigarette for Old Wang, and then lit one for himself. He . said, “Old Wang, I feel like you’re getting younger and younger since I haven’t seen you for these years… Look at this little suit, wow, it’s an Armani, isn’t it?” Xu Yang couldn’t stand it anymore, and immediately reached out and slapped him.

However, since Xu Yang couldn’t see and didn’t use his spiritual power to scan Ma Long’s position, he ended up missing him with the slap based on the sound.

Ma Long looked up and asked uncertainly, “Old Xu, what are you doing? Trying to smack flies…”

Slap!

“Ouch, my lip…”

After all, Xu Yang’s cultivation was profound. He failed with his first attempt to slap based on the sound, but naturally wouldn’t miss the second time.

He slapped Ma Long, who immediately covered his mouth and cried out, “Xu

Yang, what are you hitting me for…”

“Shut up!”

Xu Yang scolded, “This is the master I found for you, and only he can help you dissolve your Extremely Yin Body… Do you want to live?’

“Master?”

Ma Long was taken aback and asked in surprise, “Isn’t this Old Wang who sells longevity materials on the street? You forgot… when I came to your house to play in the first year of high school, he was playing chess with your grandpa.

Someone called for longevity materials in the shop, so we helped him sell them at the shop. You even scammed him out of too dollars.”

Wang Defa: “…”

He raised his eyelids slightly and looked at Xu Yang.

Xu Yang panicked, “It wasn’t me, no such thing, stop making things up…”

“How can you say I’m making things up?”

Ma Long argued, “That day, you took that too dollars and invited me to a night at the internet cafe to play games. We ranked up from gold to silver. You forgot… Look at my eyes and tell me if it’s true.”

Xu Yang:

Ma Long proudly said, “See, you don’t even dare to open your eyes, and you say

I’m making things up?”

“I’m fucking blind!”

Xu Yang felt that his heart was about to explode from anger. Ma Long naturally didn’t believe him. He stepped forward and lifted Xu Yang’s eyelids to see that his eyes were covered in gray, filled with bloodshot eyes, and blood was seeping out. He cried out, “Old Xu, what’s going on with you?”

As he said this, he lifted Xu Yang’s other eye as well, his face full of heartache, and asked, “How did you suddenly go blind?”

Xu Yang, with black lines on his forehead, said, “I’m temporarily blind, I’ll be fine in a few days… Can you please shut the fuck up? Elder Wang is a hidden expert. If you want to live, just accept him as your master.”

Upon hearing the words “hidden expert,” Ma Long’s eyes lit up.

He had also read novels and knew that many masters liked to work as security guards, bodyguards, and live in the mortal world… Isn’t selling longevity materials what they like to do?

Ma Long was about to kneel and worship when Xu Yang hurriedly stopped him, saying, “Isn’t kowtowing enough for accepting disciples? You have to pass

Elder Wang’s test first.”

Ma Long immediately straightened up and stood in front of Wang Defa with great seriousness.

Wang Defa smiled and said, “Your name is Ma Long, right? I remember you… The one who was at the bottom of the class in Xu Yang’s school and often came to the shop to copy Xu Yang’s homework, that was you, wasn’t it?”

Ma Long’s face turned red, and he lowered his head and said, “Grandpa, your memory is really good!”

Wang Defa continued, “To join my school, you need to answer three questions. If I’m satisfied, you can worship me as your master now; if I’m not satisfied, that means you and I are destined to part ways.”

Xu Yang was a little nervous.

If it works, that’s fine, but if it doesn’t and Ma Long doesn’t become a disciple, where will he go to find a cultivation method from the Underworld Palace for

Ma Long?

However, Ma Long was very nonchalant, saying, “Elder, please ask!

Old Wang asked, “When is your birthday? Which year, which month, and which day?”

“Children’s Day, June 1st, 2001.”

Ma Long said without hesitation, “I heard my mom saying I was born at night,

but I don’t remember the exact time.”

Xu Yang was speechless…

Is this the so-called “testing and teaching”?

Isn’t this too easy?

Or maybe… is there any special procedures or considerations?

Ancient people liked to do things by studying the eight characters of one’s birth. Perhaps Elder Wang’s question really has its deep meaning.

Elder Wang asked again, “What business does your family do?”

Ma Long: “My father is in construction. I was a shepherd in the mountains a few years ago, mainly because I heard that treasure hunting could make me rich overnight. However, my luck was really bad, and I didn’t find anything. I just came back last month, and the day before yesterday my father said that I’m lazy and street-roaming, so he will give me some money to invest after the project payment is settled at the end of the year…

Wang: “What do you plan to do with the money when you get it?” Ma Long thought for a while and said, “I plan to open a bar similar to the luxurious ones…”

Xu Yang’s mouth fell open in shock.

What the hell…

Are we getting off track here?

Wang Defa then asked, “Can you explain why you have this idea?”

Ma Long: “Elder, this is the fourth question.”

Wang Defa: “It’s okay. You can choose to answer it or not.”

“Hehe!”

Ma Long smirked and said, “Elder, to be honest… I don’t have any other hobbies except for looking at pretty girls… After my bar gets started, I plan to have a large dance floor on the first floor and hire a DJ. In the evenings, I’ll hold events… The hottest girl dancing on the floor can get their bill waived so I can feast my eyes.”

“Good idea!”

Elder Wang’s eyes lit up, but he quickly restrained his excitement. He nodded seriously and said, “Alright, kneel down and worship me as your master.” Ma Long immediately knelt down, kowtowing three times, and called out, “Master!”

“Good disciple… Now that you’ve accepted me as your master, I need to tell you about the origin of our lineage.”

Wang Defa suddenly straightened up and said, “Listen carefully. Our lineage originated from one of the Ten Halls of Yama in the Netherworld, King Biancheng. I am a registered disciple of King Biancheng!”

Xu Yang was shocked and stared at Wang Defa in disbelief.

Yun Mengxi, who had been scrolling through short videos on her phone, “swiped” her way to her feet, her beautiful eyes filled with shock as she stared at Wang Defa.

Wang Defa continued, “My master is in charge of the Great Hell and Wrongful Death City. He is the ruler of the Sixth Hall among the Ten Halls of Yama. In our lineage, there are three types of people we dislike the most.”

“First, those who are rebellious and unfilial!”

“Second, those who blame heaven and earth for their misfortunes!”

“Third… those who defecate and cry towards the north!”

Ma Long was taken aback and asked, “Master, what does defecating and crying towards the north mean?”

Wang Defa explained, “Defecating refers to excreting feces and urine, and crying means weeping. People in the mortal world who blame heaven and earth, defecate and cry towards the north will be investigated after they die, and if they have done evil, they need to be punished with iron skewers and burning tongues. These are the rules set by my master… well, your grandmaster.”

Ma Long looked puzzled, “Master, so to defecate and cry towards the north means to poop, pee, and cry facing the north? What’s the crime in that? Are we even not allowed to poop? Wiry does Grandmaster not like such people?”

Wang Defa was lost for words, and quickly said, “That’s not the point… The important thing is that you, as my disciple, must not do evil deeds, and you must respect and be studious under me. Remember to share good opportunities with your master.”

“But…”

Ma Long pondered and said, “I don’t remember if I have ever defecated facing the north… If I ever enter Wrongful Death City in the future, will Grandmaster punish me too?”

Jesus!

Wang Defa clenched his teeth and fists, suddenly regretting accepting this bastard as his disciple.

Even Yun Mengxi, who had been standing nearby, couldn’t help but chuckle. Following the laughter, Ma Long’s eyes gleamed and he asked, “Xu Yang, is this another woman you’ve found? By the way, where are the female ghosts you used to keep? Weren’t you into ghost-*? Why the sudden change? Is she a ghost too?”

Xu Yang’s head grew large in disbelief!

Meanwhile, Yun Mengxi immediately moved beside Ma Long and kicked him right in the face.

Ma Long flew backward and rolled out of the funeral shop, while Yun Mengxi held a watermelon knife, stepped on his chest, and yelled angrily, “Damn it, I’ve put up with you long enough! Why does a grown man like you babble on and on? If you keep talking nonsense, I’ll cut off your mouth!”

With that said.

She put away the knife, walked into the funeral shop, and said sweetly, “Elder Wang, I’m sorry… I lost my temper and hit your disciple. Are you mad?”

Wang Defa thought, ‘good that she beat him, why didn’t she beat him to death?’

But considering he had just accepted a disciple, admitting that would tarnish his reputation. So, he said, “Just be careful next time. I haven’t imparted any Daoist Arts to him, so he hasn’t set foot on the path of cultivation. His body is weak, be careful not to kill him.”

PS: Here comes the fourth update!