Chapter 105: I Promise I Won't Laugh
"Well, whatever it is, thick or thin, permed or straight, I\'ll love it no matter what since it\'s yours, Abi." I said while groping her asscheeks and submerging my face in her soft abdomen, which felt like a hot water cushion.
"And I don\'t think there is any man out there who\'s going to refuse pussy that\'s served up to them on a plate just because it\'s a little hairy and doesn\'t dare to eat it in its natural state...If there is someone like that, then he should just loan out his dick to someone else, since it\'s pretty useless in his hands."
"Eew, Daddy!~~ That\'s so dirty~" She said in a exaggerated tone, like a little girl who had heard her first dirty joke. "What would you do if you found my place revolting after saying all that?...W-Would you give your private part to someone else so that they can keep it for themselves?"
"I would." I answered the dirty joke made by my mother after being influenced by me, like how a child would imitate their parents. "But they wouldn\'t be able to carry the weight of my equipment, so they\'d probably give it right back to me."
"Daddy, you perverted narcissist!~" She pulled one hand out of her crotch and coquettishly hit the top of my head, and then looked at me like she had finally gained the courage to show the place she was covering this whole while and said timidly,
"O-Okay, fine...Since Daddy insists so much on seeing where Abi pees from, I\'ll show it to you. But first, you have to let go of me, or else you won\'t be able to see anything even if you stop covering it."
I reluctantly took my hands off her plump cheeks that I was caressing with the tip of my fingers and gave her stomach one final kiss, which made my mother hit me on the head once again since she seemed quite sensitive there.
I then sat back on my chair and waited for my mother; who was holding her sweater like she was going to pull it up, to unveil her pussy that I\'d been waiting to see all this while.
The bottom of her maroon sweater, which was covering her pussy, was also a darker colour than the rest of the cloth, which showed that her cum that was leaking out had drenched the cloth, and my mother also seemed to have found out at the same time as me and blushed at the embarassing sight.
She then looked at me with her limpid eyes, while clutching her thighs together and said,
"You don\'t really have to say anything nice about that place, Daddy, but I hope you don\'t say anything mean since I\'m really sensitive to how it looks."
I didn\'t say anything and gave a simple nod, which was more than enough for my mother to understand that I wouldn\'t say anything unnecessary.
Seeing that I agreed to her request, she gave a sigh of relief, and then, while gritting her teeth in trepidation and closing her eyes so that she didn\'t see my reaction, she quickly pulled up her maroon sweater she had been holding down for this whole while, and revealed her pussy underneath.
Swish~
A gust of wind hit my face, which brought along with it the sweet scent of my mother\'s sweat, and when I blinked and saw the place on her wide waist that had been hidden this whole time, I saw my mother\'s pussy for the first time.
"Phft!~"
I know I promised my mother that I wouldn\'t laugh at the sight of her pussy when she revealed it to me, but I couldn\'t help but let out a chuckle when I saw it for myself and had to bite my lips so hard that I could feel them bleeding from the inside so that I could stop myself from laughing out loud.
I mean, you honestly couldn\'t blame me for wanting to laugh, as what my mother described her pussy as was nothing like the actual thing in front of me.
She had told me that her pussy was quite hairy and made me think that there was a literal jungle down that I had to traverse through. But her actual cunt, which looked both pure and erotic at the same time with how smooth and plump her lower lips were, was actually half bald with not a single hair on the sides.
And the only place I could see a little bit of hair was on the top of her vagina, where there was a small fluff of brown hair that was a bit darker than the hair on her head.
Other than that small patch of hair that was on top of her lower lips, the rest of her pussy was completely naked, as if she had shaved her pussy with the most sharpest blade, and looked as smooth as a baby\'s butt.
The most funny part of it was the fact that even the small bundle of brown hair near her clitoris didn\'t look like the usual thick and wrinkled hair a mature woman would possess in her nether region and actually looked soft and silky like an animal\'s fur.
I don\'t know whether my mom used the best shampoo to wash her hair down there or if all the women in this world have something similar to a horse\'s mane on their crotch, but it was the most lustrous and smooth pubic hair I had ever seen, as if it were acting as a fluffy crown for her pussy.
Her vagina itself was another spectacular sight that evoked the beast inside of me, having full plump lips that looked like they were made out of fatty blubber and a single purple clitoris that poked out from between her brown labias and looked like a button that I could twist and play with.
I couldn\'t see her pink insides since her lips were so plump and fat that they completely covered her insides, including the holes she came from. And her entire pussy was sopping wet in her cum, which made it quite obvious that she had been squirting like a broken faucet for a while.
After having a good look at her glorious pussy which looked like it had never been touched at all and was in pristine condition, waiting for me to open it up and have a taste, I looked up at my mother, hoping that she didn\'t see me laugh at her.
But it seems like my wish didn\'t come true, as she was currently clenching her fists in anger while looking at me with limpid eyes that made her look like she was going to cry any second.