Chapter 259 - 259 Special Envoy
This question was f*cking familiar.
Only then did Kang De realize what he had overlooked.
When he was in Myanmar, his iron son reminded him that he had to deal with the smell he had contaminated when he interacted with Xiaoman to prevent himself from being smelled. It was fine if it was Leona, but her nose was not so sharp, nor was she close to him to the extent that she could smell him everywhere…
However, the gorilla could.
Although the gorilla had already become a beautiful woman who was cold and could fight, her attitude towards him was the same as the Holy Seal Islands. She would stick to him and hug him. She would even remind him not to drink alcohol too much, to eat, drink water, be healthy, and sleep on time. She would also rub against him without any reservations.
Moreover, she had inherited that beast-like sense of smell and intuition…
Xiaoman only saw the photo of the knight in female clothes, but the gorilla smelled this.
She also sent out a soul gaze that said, “You have other cats outside.”
The gorilla looked at Kang De with a faint light in her golden eyes and asked again, “Who is she?”
Seeing that Kang De did not speak, she pouted slightly and her voice changed a little. “Is it your wife?”
“…Of course not,” Kang De immediately said. “It’s Xiaoman.”
“Xiaoman… Old Wang?” The gorilla’s voice rose an octave. “She’s a woman?”
Kang De asked in confusion, “What else?”
The gorilla opened her mouth in surprise. “You never told me!”
Kang De was even more confused. “Didn’t I say that?”
The gorilla returned to her senses and her cheeks puffed up.
She even looked a little exasperated.
It was just like how after a long period of open and secret battle, after thinking that she had the upper hand, she discovered that the male lead actually had an agreement and memories with another woman who suddenly appeared.
This impact was the most f*cking and crazy.
This was because the gorilla’s greatest advantage against Tina was “I was first”. In front of Xiaoman, she was nothing.
She glared at Kang De, the expression on her face changing like a magic trick. After all, not long ago, she was still a carefree gorilla, and no one had taught her about relationships.
The gorilla’s situation was actually very strange.
After transforming into human nature, she was between human and beast in terms of intelligence and instinct. She vaguely had human shame and morals, but sometimes she acted according to the intuition of a beast. In the face of the current situation, she was anxious and angry. Then, she howled and hugged Kang De.
She rubbed hard from top to bottom, from left to right.
“Stop, stop. This action is a little wrong.”
The gorilla’s tall and voluptuous body rolled around his body. It was simply the highest level of enjoyment. This was clearly very satisfying, but when he thought of the other party’s gorilla form, Kang De felt very strange. Moreover, with the gorilla’s trust and lack of defense, it was really not good to take advantage of her with a clear conscience.
Seeing that the gorilla had even leaned over and was about to use her tongue, Kang De was shocked, “Hey, what are you doing?”
The gorilla said in a muffled voice, “Kang De can only smell of me!”
“Don’t be like this, don’t be like this…” Kang De tried his best to dodge that pink tongue as he complained, “Xiaoman didn’t do this to me.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the gorilla stopped. “Really?”
Kang De said helplessly, “Of course it’s true. Who would be like you? Girls should be more reserved.”
The gorilla’s mood suddenly improved visibly.
With a bang, Kang De felt a wet and warm feeling on his face. The gorilla licked him like a fool. The other party smiled like a flower as if she had won a battle.
“Really…”
No one would be angry that a beautiful girl of this level did such a thing to him, right?
Kang De sighed and pushed the gorilla aside. He sat up and looked at the sky. He had been on Earth for two more days. It was probably afternoon in the other world. “Is there anything?”
The gorilla said, “Yes, Hong San has come to find you twice.”
Kang De suddenly stood up and walked towards the door. He nodded and said, “Yes, it must be an urgent matter.”
The gorilla curled her lips and stood up as well. She looked at Kang De’s back and chuckled. She reached out to touch her lips as if she was still reminiscing…
After all, she had just become a human. Many of her instincts and consciousness were still chaotic like beasts. She could not describe her current feeling and could only summarize it simply and roughly—it felt good.
Kang De opened the door and called Hong San who arrived as quickly as possible.
“Your Highness.”
Hong San did not say anything, let alone ask anything. After lowering his head and bowing, he said directly, “Three hours ago, the elves’ envoy had already arrived, causing a certain amount of commotion. Everyone is waiting for you.”
A miraculous victory could not build the confidence of the entire race, because confidence and fanaticism were built on Kang De himself. Everyone understood that when the elf envoy arrived, it would probably only be decided by Kang De and the other party.
Kang De nodded and said, “The gorilla is still guarding me here, which means that they didn’t use force and haven’t had the time to do anything unpleasant.”
“Your Highness is wise.”
Hong San said, “In fact, we only saw the Horned Eagle Rangers and the Pegasus Knights descend from the sky surrounded by the Star Brilliance Phoenixes. They didn’t enter the city or even approach Valentine, let alone send an envoy to send a note. Instead, they paid their respects and commemorated the location of the battlefield ruin.”
Kang De smiled. “Is this the arrogance of the elves?”
Hong San replied, “That’s naturally the case. They pride themselves on being a high-level race. They’re arrogant and conceited and despise humans. Even if they’re forced to send envoys after suffering defeat, they definitely won’t be humble. This word doesn’t exist in their dictionary at all.”
Kang De walked beside him with the gorilla following behind. The two of them asked and answered questions. The maids and stewards they encountered along the way bowed and retreated to the sides, their eyes filled with reverence and admiration.
As members of the Vidal Chamber of Commerce, the people who had the closest daily contact with Kang De in this city, they had enough reason to fear him.
When the elves sent an envoy, people’s hearts were fluctuating and they discussed animatedly. However, everything was uneasy until this moment, because Prince Kang De, who had been holding back and not moving, finally walked out of his room.
Kang De looked at the sunlight outside and said indifferently, “It seems that I have to help the elves compile a dictionary.”
Hong San looked at him and smiled.
Kang De asked, “How do you think we should deal with this guest who came from afar?”
Hong San was already confident and had prepared a script. When he heard this, he did not think twice and said, “The elves’ performance was very arrogant, but we and they know that the elves lost this time. This is common sense that everyone knows. However, as the hegemon of the world and an old empire, the elves value their dignity and face extremely much.”
“Goethe is a weak country. The crisis of the fallen country has not ended. Survival is more important than reputation. In other words, if you take care of the elves’ reputation, they will give in. Therefore, from Goethe’s standpoint, they should be proactive and even humble.”
Kang De glanced at him. “So we have to be proactive?”
“Wrong!”
Hong San said firmly, “That’s from Goethe’s standpoint, but Your Highness doesn’t only represent Goethe now, or even mainly! This is because the person who defeated the elves is you. As an expert with powerful destructive power, you’ll definitely shock the entire world. It’s not an exaggeration. Now that the entire world is paying attention to you, you must show the elves and the world your pride and bearing as a peerless expert and strategic deterrence force!”
“This is because, in this world, pure humility and kindness will not be respected. Instead, it will become a reason to push their luck. Only the humility and kindness of the strong will be respected. As the winner, you have to spread the name of the strong! This is because in this world, there’s no reason for people who win to bow down!”
Hong San’s tone was firm.
Compared to the past, he was really worlds apart.
Kang De nodded and said, “You’re right. Although I don’t know much about the art of diplomatic negotiation, I definitely won’t pretend to be a coward for the elves.”
Hong San smiled and said, “Therefore, please show the deterrence and arrogance of a peerless expert.”
“Yes, I understand.” Kang De closed his eyes and opened them again. He had already changed his gaze. He said indifferently, “Have the elves gone to worship the souls of the battlefield with my approval?”
Hong San looked at Kang De and nodded with a smile, “That’s the feeling—I have a plan.”
He calculated for a moment and said, “According to the agreed battlefield law, everything of the loser, including the corpses, belongs to the winner. They’re the spoils of war of the winner. All the remains, fragments, and remaining weapons and resources of that battlefield ruin belong to you. Therefore, in the past two days, I’ve organized women and children to collect and compile vines and thorns, circle a part of the battlefield, and set up a notice board. I said that this is His Highness Kang De’s private property territory. If you want to visit, you have to pay a visit fee.”
“You plan to collect money from them?” Kang De smiled. “What’s the price?”
Hong San revealed his shining teeth. “One copper coin per person. The elves will pay double, and trespassing will also be charged double. Pets are free. There’s a separate charge for taking away the souvenirs. The pets will be charged for eating inside.”
“D*mn, you’re so mean.”
Kang De clicked his tongue and said, “Don’t let the elves kill the ones sent to collect the fees.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll arrange it. The elves might not dare to attack, because attacking means destroying the peace talks. Moreover, with the so-called etiquette and rules of the elves, they’re unwilling to do this.”
Hong San said, “Your Highness, please sit here and wait. If the elves don’t take the initiative, we have plenty of ways to torture them. If they claim to be from a powerful empire and are arrogant, we’ll let them know the reality. It’s just that this method is a little embarrassing, but it doesn’t matter. In any case, in the eyes of the elves, we’re all barbarians.”
Kang De nodded. He did not care about this. “So who’s the elf envoy?”
Hong San replied, “I still don’t know his identity, but the scout reported that from his dressing and followers, he should be a prince.”
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