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“Ahem.” Tai-Shu Wu coughed twice again and helplessly continued according to the lines on the mission card, since ancient times, who has never had any difficulties in life? true love is more important than gold and silver! Sister, if you help uncle today, uncle will be able to help you tomorrow! So … Let’s just borrow money from uncle!”

“Fine! Actually, 1 quite like you too, uncle. Tell me how much it is first!”

Yo! He really accepted it! Netizens! Young girl!

Al Xuan kept winking at tai-Shu Wu.

The latter lifted his chin proudly and asked according to the contents of the mission card,” not much, not much, a hundred …

“A hundred Yuan? Uncle, you’re too down and out! Alright, give me your card number and 1’11 transfer it to you, but there’s a condition!”

Tai-Shu Wu looked at the host helplessly after his one million Yuan had turned into one hundred Yuan. He then asked,” what do you want me to do for you to lend me the money? ”

“It’s very simple!” The girl’s tone changed. It was no longer as lazy as it was before, but it started to tremble with excitement, from the first time 1 heard your voice, I knew you must be very handsome. I’m really super, super cute like you!

Waa! I’m actually going to be confessed to by a girl who’s as tender as water!

Everyone looked at tai-Shu Wu and felt that he was really lucky!

Tai-Shu Wu’s expression changed, and he had a bad feeling.

The girl’s next sentence made his premonition come true, uncle, why do you have to be more loved?! So, uncle, do you still remember the gay man I sent you? Take a picture according to the instructions given by the uncle. I want the one who has her shirt unbuttoned and is wearing only her underwear. She’s facing the camera and is so shy that she’s on the verge of crying. It’s actually very simple! As long as you’re willing to bid for it, I’ll immediately lend you 200 Yuan, the kind that you don’t have to return!”

“Pfft-!” One of the audience members couldn’t help but laugh.

This was just the beginning. After that, more and more people couldn’t hold it in anymore, and more and more suppressed laughter was heard.

“Eh? Uncle, it’s a little noisy over there, what’s going on?” The girl asked in confusion.

Great-uncle Wu said to the other end of the phone in a serious tone,” uncle’s body is priceless. The photo is worth more than 200 Yuan. Actually, uncle wanted to borrow a million Yuan!

“F * ck! Uncle, you’re playing with me!” The girl was on fire.

Great-uncle Wu:” 1 sell my skills, not my body. That’s all. I’m hanging up.

He didn’t give the girl a chance to say anything more and hung up the phone.

The crowd burst into laughter.

This situation was even more intense than the one si Rong had encountered before.

rotten girl, it’s really rotten girl. Great-uncle, you didn’t make a mistake at all! Al Xuan used his words to stab tai-Shu Wu in the chest.

Jia Yun added,” Ji man! Oh my God, uncle tai-Shu, it’s bad enough that you’re secretly making friends online, but you’re also reading gay comics! What did I find?”

Al Xuan added,” 1 can’t even think about it. There’s even a male fan for young girls! Fortunately, I’ve done some research on this subject and know what an uncle is! What does uncle tai-Shu think about the little sister’s position as the Shu’s bottom?”

Tai-Shu Wu, who was asked, said shamelessly, “”She’s just playing around. She likes me too much.”

“Pfft!” Al Xuan’s expression was one of ‘Oh my God! He was surprised to see someone who was more shameless than him. He cleared his throat and stopped making fun of tai-Shu Wu. now, let’s count the points. The first two lines gave you two points, but you didn’t complete the last three questions, so you didn’t get any.

Jia Yun stretched out two fingers, great-uncle’s score for this game is two points!

Tai-Shu Wu looked up at the sky, unable to accept the cruelty of reality. He shook his head and walked back to his seat dejectedly.

The game continued. With the experience of si Rong and tai-Shu Wu, le Xian was obviously a little nervous when it was his turn.

“Don’t be nervous, we’re just playing. Everyone’s friendly.” Jia Yun comforted him.

Le Xian shook his head, even si Rong and senior tai-Shu fell for it!

His phone was taken away by Jia Yun, and it took him three to four seconds to draw the mission card. He took it out to look at it first, and his expression immediately froze after he saw it.

“It seems that le Xian’s luck isn’t that good either?” Al Xuan seemed to have fallen in love with the game. He sounded very excited as he took le Xian’s mission card and faced it at the camera. I’m really unlucky. This mission is too offending!”

Si Rong tilted his head and looked at the big screen.

Le Xian’s task was to deceive.

If it was a simple lie, then it would be fine. But this so-called lie was basically a curse, the kind that scolded people.

“What do we do? Is le Xian going to give up the mission?” Al Xuan asked on purpose, then added,”If you give up, you’ll definitely be at the bottom of the four guests.”

“No!” Le Xian took a deep breath and nodded to the two hosts, let’s pick our people!

It was as if he was going to be executed.

This determination appeared in a game on a variety show, and together with le Xian’s Red lips and white teeth, he immediately attracted the attention of many people.

She didn’t know if he had accidentally guessed correctly, or if he had deliberately said this.

No matter which one it was, he had successfully passed the test.

This time, it was jiayun who chose the mission target. Obviously, she did not want to make things too difficult for le Xian. After searching for a while in her contact book, she found a person with the name ‘Xiao Zhu’.

Le Xian’s expression was obviously relieved as he showed a kind and grateful smile to jiayun.

Jia Yun replied with a wink.

This was common sense. One could tell the person’s status from the caller ID.

Little Zhu was obviously of a relatively low status, so he probably wouldn’t take much revenge on le Xian even if he was deceived and played by him.

The call went through.

As le Xian’s assistant, Xiao Zhu held her vibrating mobile phone in tears. Under the glare of le Xian’s manager, sister Huan, she turned around and went to pick up the phone in a dark corner.

“Hello,” he said. After the assistant answered the call, she heard her own loud voice coming from the stage as she spoke in a trembling voice. She was simply drunk.

He didn’t know. He thought that he had escaped the capture of the camera, but in fact, he had been discovered a long time ago and had been secretly recorded, including his expression.

“Xiao Zhu, how have you been?” Le Xian tried not to look back at his assistant, but intentionally looked in the opposite direction and stared at the task displayed on the big screen.

“Good! Very good!” Little assistant.

Le Xian:” don’t lie to me. In fact, 1 already knew about it. We’re so close. Why are you hiding it from me?”

The assistant wiped her face. I’m not hiding anything from you. He was ready to welcome the unexpected disaster..