BXBX NOVEL Chapter 44: Chapter 44. Beating a Fatty
One down, one left, Myne said and after giving Lyle\'s dead body one last look he left the room.
...
This should be that fatty\'s room, and it seems like fatty is not happy with his idiot son, that\'s why there is such a huge differce in their sitting arrangemt, while the son is staying in a random room on the second floor, the father is joying his life on most luxurious room in Inn, Myne thought while standing in front of room number 44 on the third floor.
The Sunshine Inn\'s second floor is nothing special other than having a little bit more space and a private bathroom compared to other Inns but their third floor is completely out of the league as everything here is valuable and beautiful looking, ev the carpet on the floor is probably more expansive than Myne\'s one-week income before the awaking.
"I hope that fatty does not spd all his money on wom like his son and at least save something for me as well," Myne prays to god, before pushing Lyle\'s father\'s room door.
Huh? F*ck fatty\'s room is locked from the inside! What should I do now??
Myne thought nervously, although he has a lot of skills in his possession, but most of them are combat types skills that couldn\'t be used in the currt situation, and if he use them to op the door, th not only his target would wake up from noise but all the people prest in the Inn will defiantly realize that someone is making trouble, which is undoubtedly not what he wanted to see.
Let\'s see if I can use any skill in this situation, Myne thought with hopeful eyes and quickly op his status window...
[ Name: Myne
LV: 4
Race: Hume
Gder: Male
Age: 5 y/o
Occupation: Hunter.
[ Skills ]
Appraisal・Complete LV ( /00 )
Invtory ( 9/500 )
Cut & Paste ( 7/00 )
Tfold Experice Acquisition ( Max )
*Special:-
Stealing hands・Extreme ( 47/50 )
Double Jump ( 4/50 )
Night Vision LV ( 44/00 )
Stealth ( 3/50 )
Lair ( 5/50 )
Presce Erase・Extreme ( 7/50 )
Grappling・Extreme ( 0/50 )
*Weapons Related:-
Dagger・Extreme ( 7/50 )
Two-handed Blade ( 0/50 )
Axe ( 0/50 )
*Body Enhancemt:-
Swift Feet (Small) LV ( 63/00 ),
Strong Arm (Small) ( 39/50 ),
Leg Strgth Enhancemt ( Small ) LV ( 78/00 ),
Sight Enhancemt (Small) LV ( /00 ).
*Magic Related:-
Magic・Wind ( Basic Form: Wind Blade, Wind Gun ) ( 39/50 )
Magic • Fire ( Basic Form: Fireball ) ( 44/50 )
Magic • Light ( Basic Form: Light Beam ) ( 09/50 )
Support Magic・Speed Reduction ( Small ) ( 6/50 )
Support Magic・Sleep ( Small ) ( /50 )
Support Magic・Stamina Recovery ( Small ) ( 9/50 )
Support Magic: Anty Toxicity ( Medium ) ( 0/50 )
Water Attribute・Resistance ( /50 )
Wind Attribute・Resistance ( /50 )
Earth Attribute・Resistance ( /50 )
Fire Attribute・Resistance ( 0/50 )
Poison • Resistance ( 0/50 )
*Normal:-
Needlework ( /50 )
Etiquette ( 0/50 )
Cooking ( 4/50 )
Art of Negotiation ( 7/50 )
Alchemy ( 6/50 )
Cleaning ( 6/50 ).
[ Money: Platinum Coin ( 3 ) Gold Coins ( 5 ), ]
Hmmm, Let\'s see, Cut-Paste, Stealing hand, Stealth, Double jump, Magic attacks, nope. Shit, I really don\'t have a useful skill that can help me in this situation, Myne thought with a helpless expression.
Should I wait until morning to sneak attack Lyle\'s father? But if I killed him on board daylight th things probably become a little complicated, Myne whisper in low voice but th he thought of something and quickly walked to the d of the corridor and looked through the op window toward Lyle\'s father\'s room, and after seeing an op window of his room, a bright smile appears on his face.
"It seems that lady luck has not completely abandoned me."
After that, Myne jumped straight down from the window without hesitation, and just as he was about to touch the g and break some of his bones from the impact, he activated his Double jump skill with a bit of magical ergy, and successfully landed on the g without any injuries.
Th he comes under Lyle\'s father\'s room window and after calculating the distance in his mind, he again cast Double jump skill, but maybe because he was too happy while thinking that everything was too perfect, or maybe he wasn\'t as good at calculating as he thinks because after activating his skill he uses a little bit too much magic ergy again and directly jumped over tire Inn.
F*ck! This is not supposed to have happeddddd...Ahhh...
Bam! Ahhh...My nose, f*ck it\'s starts bleeding, but thank god I somehow tered the fatty room, Myne thought while drinking a low-level healing potion.
It turns out that just wh Myne was falling down after reaching the maximum height, he accidtally managed to grab the window edge, although because of falling speed, he also receive a kiss from the wall on his nose, but at the d of the day, the result matters the most, not the process of how you achieve it.
Now let\'s see, where is my gold piggy, Myne thought while inspecting the room.
In Sunshine Inn every time you climb a floor, things become more luxurious and beautiful, let\'s compare it with Lyle\'s room and his father\'s room. Whereas Lyle only has a simple bed, a bathroom without a door, and bare minimum furniture.
On the other hand, his father\'s room was completely differt filled with all kinds of beautiful furniture like weird paintings on the walls, four differt types of wood wom stutes in all four corners of the room, a big bathroom with a door, a big magic lantern hanging on the cter of the room, a comfortable bed two times bigger th Lyle\'s bed, etc.
Fact again proves the truth that only rich people know the true meaning of joying life, because Lyle\'s ugly fatty father whom ev a random woman on the road might not give a second glance after seeing his face, is now like his son, sleeping on the giant bed with 4 beautiful naked prostitutes with big boobs and ass in his arms like a king.
Snoring so loudly that only god knows how the hell those wom in his arms are ev sleeping so happily?
Son of a B*tch, Where the hell those beautiful prostitutes are coming from? I spt my most of life in this little town but never saw any prostitute before otherwise, I would have said goodbye to my virginity long ago. But now they are popping up like they are some kind of vegetable!
Those fathers and sons really made me angry, Myne thought, but before vting his anger on fatty, Myne cast Support Magic Sleep and made Boggy and his 4 one night-stand wom fall more deep sleep.
Th he cast Appraisal on everyone but other than Boggy who has three powerful rare skills, of which two are the rarest passive type skills and the remaining one is a super useful shield type magic skill.
[ Magic・Wind ( Basic Form: Wind Shield )]
Create an invisible wind barrier a the host which can absorb both magic and physical damage as long as the Host provides ough magic ergy, but while using this skill Host can\'t use other attack-type skills.
Cooldown time: Minutes After Stopping skill.
[ Eater ( Passive )]
The Host would have a 3-time appetite compared to normal Hume and the Host\'s digestive system also becomes powerful ough that it can digest any kind of food without any problem.
Special Note: Poisonous items can\'t be digested just with this skill, so unless the host wants to commit suicide recommded not to eat them.
[ Merchant ( Passive )]
Wh the Host makes any kind of deal with anyone th the success rate of that deal increase by 5%.
Special Note: Other factors like Host charm, appearance, body language, behavior, status, etc, are included.
Sadly those prostitutes don\'t have any useful skills, otherwise today I would have earned quite a lot of skills in one fell swoop, but anyone, now let\'s see how rich this guy\'s storage pouch is, Myne thought while rubbing his hands with an evil smile.
Gurgleeee...
..."
Did now my stomach make a sound? But how is this possible, just a momt ago my stomach was 80% full, th how did it become hungry suddly?? I had eat dinner with Aisha hours ago th how the hell it becomes empty so soon??? This doesn\'t make any sse, Myne thought confusedly.
Wait a minute, Don\'t tell me this is happing because of it, Myne thought and hurriedly op his status window, and after reading detailed information about a certain skill, he finally know why he felt so hungry.
So it\'s all doing of \'Eater\' skill, huh?
No wonder I felt hungry, because of this skill my stomach food capacity increases 3 times, and my digestion system also become many times more powerful, so all the food in my stomach which was only digesting slowly at the speed of a turtle after getting this skill to start digesting at the speed of a storm rabbit, Myne thought and after eating some candies to cool down his roaring stomach, he starts searching Mr.
Boggy aka Lyle\'s father storage pouch.
First, he grab Boggy\'s clothes from the g and searches them carefully, but didn\'t find anything, th he search Boggy pants which he was wearing not unlike his son who likes to sleep naked, thank god but other than touching his not-so-hard dick accidtally, there wasn\'t anything.
Th Myne took a deep breath and after adjusting his little brother, he come to prostitute no who was nearest to him, and after lifting her in his arms from the bed, while touching one or two or maybe many places in name of an accidt, he made her lie down on the carpet.
Like this one by one, he removes all naked prostitutes from the bed and carefully lies them on the carpet, th he climbs on the bed and after kicking down Boggy, he removes all the bedding, mattress, and other materials until he saw an empty wood frame of the bed, but still, he didn\'t found Boggy\'s storage pouch.
"Now, where the hell did this fatty hide his storage pouch?" Myne said angrily and confusedly, but still while following his favorite motto of \'Never give up easily\', he start searching at other places like under the bed, behind statues, and in photo frames.
"F*ck! I check every corner of the room but the storage pouch is nowhere to be found," Myne said angrily. "It seems like now I can only ask him the whereabouts of his storage pouch."
Th Myne activates his skills, Grappling, and Strong Arm to increase his strgth to lift Boggy\'s heavyweight body up. After which he uses his Paste skill and glued Boggy\'s legs on the ceiling.
"Hoo! This guy is really heavy, If I could have held him for a few more seconds, I might have be on bed rest for a few days," Myne said jokingly while wiping sweat from his forehead. "Now, it is time to wake him up but before that, I have to close his mouth."
Saying such Myne grab two panties of prostitutes from the g and forcefully put them in Boggy\'s big chubby mouth.
"*Slap..."
Myne slaps two times with all his might on Boggy cheek in order to wake him up but maybe because he uses his Sleep skill too much or maybe Boggy is a little too much of a heavy sleeper, he didn\'t wake up.
Were my skills always this powerful? Th why did they always feel a little weak to me?? Myne thought doubtfully, but this time instead of slapping some more time, he walk into the bathroom and took out a bucket filled with cold water. Th without saying anything he pours all the cold water on Boggy face.
"Ammnnm...Whc...bbobobbo...WmnAmnmnm?" Boggy tried to scout loudly but because there were panties in his mouth he can\'t speak anything other than making weird sounds.
"So you finally wake up Mr. Boggy, how are you, we meet again," Myne said with a big smile while taking out a crude but strong rod from his Invtory, he has quite a lot of those kinds of things in Invtory which he put in one in while. Who knows maybe they also come in handy someday.
"Ahhh...WhaaaDoooo..."
"it seems like you are in hurry to be free, Mr.Boggy. But don\'t worry, I didn\'t take too much of your time," Myne said with an evil smile while raising his rod high, and th...
*Bam...Bam...Bam...
"Ammmmmmm...
"Who would have thought that beating a fatty will be so joyable, every time I smash the rod on your body it\'s felt like I am hitting cotton, too funny, don\'t you also think so Mr.Boggy?" Myne asked while continuing to beat Boggy.
If anyone saw this sse they probably think that either Myne is a psychopath who likes beating and torturing people, especially fat people, or he has a great mity with Boogy, which is why now he is vting all his anger bury deep in his heart on him.
*Bam...
minutes later...
This should be ough, Myne thought with a satisfied smile on his face, while looking at Boggy who is now crying like a little girl, drched in his own urine, because he was hanging upside down wh Myne just hit 0th rod, he already peed in pain, and all his urine spread all over his body.
Currtly, he looked quite miserable but his mouth is tightly shut, not a single sound coming out from it, in fear that if he makes any sound th Myne might again start beating him like a madman.
"Okay, Mr.Boggy, now I will ask you some simple questions and you will answer honestly without making any unnecessary movemt, otherwise, you know what would happ to you if I become angry, right?" Myne said while showing his rod with an evil smile.
Hearing Myne\'s threating tone, Boggy just nodded his head while indicating that he know his place.
"Good, now here is my first question, tell did you hire an assassin to kill me?" Myne asked while removing panties from Boggy\'s mouth."
"No, it wasn\'t me, it was that brat Lyle who hired that assassin, I try to stop him to make such a big decision but he didn\'t list to me, Boggy in a fearful and crying voice.
"I see so that was Lyle\'s plan, huh? By the way, where is your storage pouch??" Myne asked with a frown like he is really angry with Lyle. But that was just drama in front of Boggy, so he felt relief and cooperate more easily with him, as for who st the assassin he really doesn\'t care, since soon he is going to sd Boggy to meet Lyle.
Hearing Myne\'s question, this time Boggy hesitate a little bit after seeing that Myne start rub his rod, he honestly told him the whereabouts of his storage pouch,
It turns out that all rooms on the third floor of The Sunshine Inn have a hidd safe to store their clit\'s special belonging, so no one can easily steal anything from them without knowing the location of that safe.
And Boggy\'s safe is behind an animal painting in the right corner of the room, and in order to unlock the safe, after removing the painting host has to move the head of the statue under the painting.
After Myne moved the head of the statue a little bit, a magical thing happed, suddly a small part of the wall a brick size came forward. Myne th grabs that big brick and pulls it out. Behind the brick, he saw a small but beautiful-looking storage pouch.
After seeing the pouch Myne immediately held it and looked inside with a lot of anticipation in his eyes.
But after seeing inside it, a helpless sigh filled with disappointmt escaped from his mouth.
Because he thought that since Boggy is head of a business family, he should have a lot of good things in his storage pouch, like some kind of magic item, or an ancit treasure map, a super rare magical herb, or something like that, but there is of them, there is just some cloth, a lot of money, some unknown bills and documt, other random things which are completely useless to Myne.
Sigh, at least he isn\'t as poor as his son, but it seems like not all things writt in the novel are true, otherwise how can after robbing so many people, I still didn\'t counter any heav-defying fortune opportunities like those protagonists in novels? Myne thought helplessly while looking at his money in Invtory.
[ Money: Platinum Coin ( 3 ) Gold Coins ( 645 ), ]
"Knock-Knock... Master, are you okay? We heard some weird noise from your room, do you need any help??"
While Myne emptying Boggy\'s storage pouch, suddly someone knocked on the door, probably a waitress from the Inn, who come here to check what going on in the room, after all, Myne beat Boggy with quite a heavy hand, which of course, made a lot of notice, it was really surprised that it took such a long time to come here.
"Help, Help me...There is murder in the room."
But before Myne thinks about what to do next, Boggy, who saw the chance, immediately starts screaming loudly ough to wake up the whole Inn.
For a second ev Myne gets scared because of the sudd shout from Boggy, but soon he comes back to his sse, and after taking out a dagger from his Invtory, he quickly and skillfully cut down still screaming Boggy\'s throat. Finally, both father and son can peacefully go to hell.
After that Myne gives Boggy a final glance to confirm that fatty is really dead, th he hurriedly uses the Cut skill to free Boggy\'s body from the ceiling, and without wasting any more time he jumps down from the window and runs away like the wind before people in the Inn become alert.