Chapter 270 Night Full Of Cliche
" Technically, You can. However, you won't be able to farm much destiny point that way." Su Qingyao spoke with a calm tone.
Jun Tianyun nodded in approval.
" Jiang Shu is a golden egg-laying chicken. So, before he lay the last golden egg, I need to keep him alive. After that…"
Jun Tianyun rubbed his palm as if he already had a plan for Jiang Shu.
" This plot is to cliche anyway… It's obvious that the first thing he will bring from post apocalyptic world will be naturally… Gold and jewels. And from here, he will take food and resources to that world."
" However, after that, he will slowly start to bring technology and other things from there, becoming the billionaire in both worlds." Jun Tianyun chuckled.
Zi Yanrou was startled when Jun Tianyun was talking with Shen Ye. When she walked away, Zi Yanrou asked, " Who was she?"
" Just a business partner." Jun Tianyun spoke with a light voice. Zi Yanrou nodded as she didn't say anything much.
However, at that time, Huang Xiang approached them.
" Ah, So here you are. I heard from Jun Qing that you are his cousin. Perhaps it's your first time coming to Azure Wind City?"
" You can say that." Jun Tianyun raised his eyebrows as he was curious about what sort of plan Huang Xiang going to pull. Huang Xiang passed the wine to Jun Tianyun and Zi Yanrou.
" Well, Brother Jun dropped a wine glass last time. So, I brought some again.
Jun Tianyun's eyes narrowed when he saw the bright yellow light around the wine glass.
'Tsk, These villains really do be keeping all sorts of weird medicines with them.' Jun Tianyun scoffed in his heart.
" Well, How can I leave you standing while we are drinking? Waiter, another glass here."
Huang Xiang was startled as a mocking smile appeared in his heart. Jun Tianyun took another glass as he turned around for a second before passing it to Huang Xiang.
Huang Xiang was startled as he examined the glass carefully.
' Did he exchange the glasses? Hmph, If he did, I will know right away because I put a small mark on my glass.' Huang Xiang muttered inwardly.
However, he was happy when he noticed Jun Tianyun was still holding his wine glass that was mixed with medicines.
" Come, Brother Jun, I will show you around. Miss Zi, do you wish to join me?"
" No, I am fine." Zi Yanrou spoke plainly. Huang Xiang led Jun Tianyun away as he showed him many things around.
Jun Qing saw the opportunity as he approached Zi Yanrou. " Ah, we met again. Sister Zi is really looking pretty tonight."
Jun Qing saw Zi Yanrou wasn't giving him any attention at all. He snorted inwardly as he tried to push his luck.
" Sister Zi, You are so pretty, You are even more gorgeous than an actress. Why don't you come with me? I know some famous directors…"
" Not interested."
Zi Yanrou spoke in a plain voice. However, suddenly, a commotion broke out, startling Jun Qing and Zi Yanrou.
'Heh, It seems Huang Xiang succeeded. Let's see how will able to keep your face in front of this woman, Jun Tianyun."
As they walked, Jun Qing and Zi Yanrou's expressions turned strange.
*PUUUUU*
One could hear a clear farting sound as a disgusting stench filled the air. Zi Yanrou turned away with disgust. " What the hell is happening here?"
However, Jun Qing was stunned when he saw the scene.
" Ho-How is this possible? Huang Xiang! What are you doing!"
" Brother Qing, I …*PUUU*"
Huang Xiang panicked as he tried to explain everything to Jun Qing. However, he continued farting again and again. His surroundings already became crowdy as most of them started to make videos.
" Bastard! It's all your doing! How dare you play with me!" Huang Xiang snorted as his eyes turned red, snarling at Jun Tianyun.
" My fault? What did I even do?" Jun Tianyun shrugged as he kept drinking his wine.
Sure, He didn't change the glass. However, holding the glass and using God's Space, he changed the content of the glass. Jun Qing drank his own trap wine and suffered.
" Bastard! You will face consequences." Huang Xiang pulled out two daggers from his waist as he charged at Jun Tianyun.
" Hyper Skeep Slash!"
Huang Xiang's hands moves as the daggers slashed out and rained on Jun Tianyun's body.
Jun Tianyun's feet stayed on their places. But, Jun Tianyun only moved his upper body as he dodged the attack.
" I don't have the plan to play with you."
Jun Tianyun raised his hand as he slapped Huang Xiang. Jun Tianyun didn't make any fancy move, only an ordinary slap.
However, Huang Xiang felt someone hit his head with a dumbell as his face twisted to the right side.
Huang Xiang's body crashed on the ground as he coughed a mouthful of blood, along with a few broken teeth.
" Cough…"
Jun Tianyun's eyes remained placid as he saw the scene. " Really? You are a Low stage Martial Master. Yet you are only this much?"
The crowd became stunned as they started their discussion.
" Who is that kid? Huang Xiang is the younger brother of Huang An. But he almost got slapped to death by a random person?"
" Hmph, Huang Clan is one of the Top Five Aristrocrat clans of Azure Wind City. That young man is done for."
" Really? I don't think his background is simple either."
Jun Qing stood still as his eyes flashed with cold light. Soon, Huang Clan guards came running and their expressions changed when they saw Huang Xiang.
"Young master Xiang! Hurry, get him up!"
" Bastard! How dare you harm our young master!"
Jun Tianyun cleaned his ear with his pinkies.
" Why wouldn't I? That bastard added medicine to my wine. And you are saying I can't retaliate?"
" You! Baseless slander! How can our Young Master could do that? It must be your malicious scheme!" The bodyguard shouted as his face turned dark.
Jun Tianyun gave a mocking grin at Jun Qing. " Yo, Aren't you going to say anything?"
Jun Qing's expression was cold. " I don't know what happened. So, I shall keep my neutrality. However, I know Brother Huang Xiang is an upright person."
" Is that so?"
Jun Tianyun gave a, Oh I see expression.
" Unfortunately, I don't give a shit about your opinions."
" You!"
Jun Qing snorted as he glared at Jun Tianyun. Huang Xiang's guards looked at each other as they approached Jun Tianyun.
" Brat, Come with u-"
" Fuck off!"
Jun Tianyun casually swatted his palm as he tried to swat some annoying flies. However, when it fell on the bodyguard's bodies, they felt like they got hit by a flying mountain.
*PUFF PUFF PUFF PUFF*
All of them were Martial Masters. However, Jun Tianyun's casual swat broke their bones as they coughed a mouthful of blood before falling flat on the ground.
The crowd turned silent when they saw the scene.
" Fierce! That young man is fierce!"
" What is with his strength? How can he knock out a High stage Martial Master like that!"
" Ended! He is ended." A person snorted. " You think Huang An will take it lightly? He already reached the Peak stage of Martial Master Realm. Not to mention, he reached the Grand Completion stage of Huang Clan's martial art, Five Phase Battle Body Art."
" His age is only 24. However, he still got selected by the True Martial Order. When he will come here, this brat going to get a beating."
Jun Tianyun chuckled aloud as he grabbed another glass of wine. " Tsk, Five Aristrocrat Family, huh? I expected more."
He walked toward Zi Yanrou as he held her waist in front of everyone.
" Dear, This party is really getting boring."
" What do you wish to do?"
" Shall we dance?" Jun Tianyun smiled. Zi Yanrou looked back at Jun Tianyun with a warm smile.
" How about… No?"
" Well… I kinda expected it." Jun Tianyun chuckled.
However, he didn't have to wait for long. Soon, another young man with rows of bodyguards arrived at that place. His expression changed when he saw Huang Xiang and his bodyguards lying on the ground with injuries.
" Who dared to harm my brother! Who is it!"
Jun Tianyun waved his hand. " Hello? I am here." He took a sip of wine as he continued.
" You see, Your brother is a bastard. But he is more of a fool. Without considering, he added some weird medicine to my drink. Well, he didn't admit it so I had to use the hard way."
" You understand, right?" Jun Tianyun looked at Huang An,
Huang An's face turned red from anger as his body trembled from rage.
" Hahaha! Good, very good! Brat, do you even know what Huang Clan represents?"
Jun Tianyun sighed as he shook his head. " Man, do I need to inquiry about everyone's biodata before beating them up?"
" What's with Huang Clan? Are you saying you are also one of those who use their family name in every situation?"
" Bastard! You got a sharp tongue."
Huang An snorted. " If I don't break your limbs today, I will change my surname."
" Really?" Jun Tianyun sighed. " I will feel bad if I beat you up. I mean, you are the one giving out this party and I kinda liked the food. You really wanna go that far?"
" Hahaha! Punk, Today I will let you know what you get by messing with Huang Clan." Huang An snorted as he took a step forward and attacked at Jun Tianyun.
" Cloud Traversing Fist!"
Jun Tianyun rubbed his nose as he took a step back. His body made minimum movements. However, even that little movement was enough to dodge the attacks of Huang An.
Huang An was surprised as his attack became faster. His Internal Energy poured into his fist as it turned into a blur. However, Jun Tianyun's expression remained calm as he dodged Huang An's attack.
Huang An's eyes narrowed as he realized Jun Tianyun wasn't a simple person at all. However, it made him even angrier.
" I will let you know my true strength!" Huang An snorted as his skin glowed with a pale silver light.
" Five Phase Battle Body! Mountain Shaking Fis-"
*SPURT*
Jun Tianyun yawned as he took a step forward and suddenly held the neck of Huang An, delivering a simple, but packed punch in his stomach.
Huang An felt at least a few of his ribcages shattered when Jun Tianyun punched him. His eyes almost popped out as he coughed a mouthful of blood.
" Damn, Do you even cultivate, Bro?"
Jun Tianyun snorted. " I don't know what kind of people True Martial Order is taking in. Thank god I rejected them."
The crowd who were cheering for Huang An's secret art got dumbfounded when they saw the scene.
" What the Fuck!!"
Jun Tianyun threw a disdainful glance at Jun Qing as he held Zi Yanrou's waist.
" Come, Darling. I am feeling tired today. Let's go back."
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