Chapter 302: Conversing On The Stingcoil
Azmond's transmission ended on a soft note as he looked behind him and glanced at the far less depressed Calista. Although she was still a little glum, she was doing far better than she was.
His gaze refocused back on the two blue-haired maids, as he had quite the surprise in store for them.
"You're really going to willingly come to your death?" Sapphire asked, her face full of astonishment.
She was sure that Azure's 'mishap' had ruined any chances they had of making the proceedings go smoothly. But it looked like she had nothing to worry about in the end.
Azmond observed the bewilderment present on their faces before he said, "What can I say? I don't mind dying if it's for two beautiful women like yourselves~"
Following his smooth words, he made his way around the two voluptuous maids before grabbing them by their waists.
"Wha-?" "Rides-?"
They were both a little taken aback by their target's sudden boldness, but they weren't the ones to complain. This would make for the easiest mission they had ever completed!
Usually, the handsome men would fight back upon learning of their destined deaths and 'fun-time', but it looked like this one was different.
Nonetheless, they weren't ones to brood over such useless matters, as they confirmed the realm of this man to be in the Peak Golden Core Formation Stage. Such a weak cultivator would serve as nothing more than a plaything for them in battle and in bed.
Sapphire motioned toward the Stingcoil before she said, "Let's get right to it, then."
WHOOSH!
The Stingcoil leaned its massive head down before reaching a point where it barely levitated above the tallest building in the City.
*Whoop!*
Sapphire, along with Azure and Azmond, leaped up on top of the Stingcoil before it subsequently took off in a seemingly arbitrary direction outside of the City.
WHAZOOM!
It whizzed by all the colossal red buildings of the futuristic city before it aimed its grandiose body in the direction of a large assortment of mountain ranges a few thousand miles out.
And on top of the Stingcoil, a tall man around 6'4 was conversing with a short blue-haired woman who couldn't have been past 5'2 in height.
"How much 'experience' do you have, My Husband?" Azure asked, her curiosity piqued.
She had heard the princess talk about this man too many times to count, and after so long of hearing of her infatuation with him, she assumed that they had already done the deed at least once.
Azmond's playful gaze traveled down to the short beauty before he responded, "I can tell you. But first, you have to tell me why you and that other one keep calling me 'My Husband'."
"Well I don't really need to tell you, but since you are being so easy, I'll do it out of the kindness of my heart!"
Azure followed up such a chauvinistic comment by saying that she and Sapphire were, in actuality, the maids who served directly under the Queen of the AquaRing Kingdom. And then she went on to say that she called Azmond 'My Husband' because that's what his target name was.
Hearing such an explanation only confused Azmond, so he asked, "Why would my target name be such a thing? And why does the AquaRing Kingdom even have a target on my back to begin with?? I don't recall ever offending them."
He had, of course, remembered the name of the place Aqua originated from being AquaRing, but that was the only interaction he ever really had with the kingdom, and he recalled it being quite a favorable encounter as well.
So why was there suddenly a kill order out for his head from the kingdom that Aqua was a princess of??
However, his questions would soon be answered by the silly, blue-eyed maid:
"Well, all those questions are quite simple!" Azure began with a wide grin.
"You are the 'husband' of our princess Aqua, which is why you have that 'nickname'. And that is also the reason why you are being targeted!"
"Wait What!?" Azmond blurted out with a baffled voice.
'What the hell is this girl talking about!? What does she mean by me being the 'husband' of Aqua!? I don't remember marrying anybody in either of my lifetimes!'
"Why are you so surprised?" Azure asked.
"Didn't you and Aqua already do the deed??"
Azmond was taken out of his stupor as he heard the short girl ask him a question.
"What 'deed'?? Me and Aqua only knew each other for a few brief minutes before we parted ways," he replied, puzzlement overtaking his expression.
"Yeah, you know? Baking the bun, snu snu, the bees, and the birds! You two have fucked, haven't you??"
Azure completely ignored the part about him and Aqua not even knowing each other for an hour as she hounded him with even more questions pertaining to his 'sex life' with the princess of their kingdom.
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The conversation between Azure and Azmond continued for a few minutes as they approached a mountain top that was only a few hundred miles away.
And it was through such a 'thorough' conversation that Azmond realized that he had no idea how a conversation could go so out of context!
The ditzy princess he met over a decade ago had been calling him 'my husband' ever since. Furthermore, they apparently had plenty of 'intimate moments' in the minds of all the subordinates to the Queen!!
He was so lost in his own string of tumultuous chaos that he didn't even know if he was following the same script anymore!
"T-This situation is truly something else" He muttered, his eyes dazed.
He had never been so confused in his entire life! And the entire situation was focused around him for God's sake!
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