BXBX NOVEL Chapter 200: The Anti-Celestials Arrive!
The reason they were all here, including Earth, Darkness, Causality, and Forest, was because today was the day they've been waiting for; after all... the anti bastards were here.
*Crackle* *Crackle*
"Hello~ Portalians. Did you miss me? Personally, I did so very fucking much." A dark portal appeared on top, like a hole in the bubble, and out of it jumped...
"A clown?" Leona was confused—what in the world was a clown doing here.
"Correct, my dear!" The clown pointed at Leona while confirming. He was wearing a blue and red clown outfit, a big hat of similar color, and the comical huge red shoes were there too, evidently.
His face was completely pale, and his pupils had different colors, one red and the other blue, as if to compliment his looks. Right below his red eye was a blue sword, and under his blue eye was a red droplet.
"Oh my, is that my dear friend Truth?" The clown gazed around until its eyes fell on Truth and he smiled happily.
"You can't imagine how happy I was when I heard that I am to personally... purge you!" The happy smile of the clown turned into a crazed one, sending shivers down the spines of the celestials here.
"So it's finally time for me to go?" Truth shook his head with a smile. The other celestials, however, weren't.
"Listen here, you clown bastard. Since it's my last time meeting your ass, I have some nice words to tell you." Truth looked at the clown and said.
"Oh my? Please do tell: I'm all ears~" The clown opened his eyes wide while putting his hand on his mouth.
"I.Fucking.Hate.You!" Truth with every ounce of seriousness spelled out.
"Huh? That hurts, Truth. How could you say something like that to me? I thought we were friends." Tears fell down the clown's eyes as he acted like he was trying his best to wipe them.
"Stop acting so fucking childish, you ugly clown. And just to make sure you understood, hear this too." Truth continued.
"I hate you; and I hate the way you talk, the way you act, the way you laugh, the way you cry like a little bitch, and I hate every single damn thing that makes you. And your shitty organization that thinks it owns the world, I fucking hate it too." He added.
"Waaa! How could you, how could you? You traitor! You betrayed me." Clown put his hands on his hand on his eyes and started kicking his legs on the air like a child.
"What's with this guy?" Alexander squinted his eyes while looking at the clown. However, nobody replied. Draco was curiously watching everything unfold.
'System, Analysis.' After years, the long awaited analysis shall resurface once again.
[<----------Status---------->]
<Name: Angodi Dangodi - Clown Celestial>
<Gender/Age: Male/19,648,314 Years Old>
<Race: Variant Zandorian>
<Realm: High Celestial>
[<---------------------------->]
'Interesting.' Draco thought.
"Haa." After crying for a good few seconds, the clown abruptly stopped and got up while shaking his head.
"Truth, oh Truth." He said.
"What else do you want to say, shitty clown?" Truth confronted him.
"I always fucking hated you too. If you knew how many planets I destroyed in ecstasy when I learned that I could send your ass to the prison realm... AH~ just thinking about it makes sense, MHM~" Out of nowhere, the clone started acting weirdly, bringing out disgusted expressions from all the celestials.
"You ruthless assholes, Why do you have to do this ever-"
"Shut the fuck up!" The clown suddenly shouted, his aura exploding and interrupting Night, who was complaining from speaking.
"I decided. I'm taking you too. Oh and that Time guy too." The clown frowned and pointed at Night before he gazed at Time.
"You're taking Time too? How do you want our planet to keep progressing if you do that?" Life couldn't stay silent anymore.
"Bla bla bla, Who gives a fuck?!" The clown mocked Life by opening and closing his hands and mouth.
"What about the prison ream? He's the one in charge of its time dilation." Forest, an old elf lady with green hair, asked.
"Are you dumb? Of course we got someone to do that." The clown tapped his brain while looking at the old lady.
"Our great founder finally found a way to make someone control the time of the prison from afar. Now your world will only act as the holder. Gahaha, Gahahahahaha!" He added, first nodding proudly, before he held his stomach and started laughing crazily with his mouth wide open.
"Haa~ sorry, sorry, It's been a while since I had such a good laugh. Thank you, old hag."
"Sooner or later, you guys will regret ever doing what you're doing." Darkness, a celestial with long dark hair, pale skin, and eyes that made him look like he hadn't slept in years, spoke, his dark robe fluttering with the wind created from the celestial's tension.
"Ahh~ I'm tired of dealing with you guys. Pookie~ come and take these losers away. I will give you a treat later~" The clown rolled his eyes back and turned towards the portal before he put both hands close to his mouth and called.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" A heart shaking roar resounded from outside the barrier, making the entire floor quake uncontrollably.
*Fwshhhhh*
3 pairs of chains, one transparent, one dark, and one silver, which were similar to the ones fate was restricted by, shot out of the portal and with no resistence whatsoever, caught onto the hands of Truth, Time, and Night.
"Guha, Guhaha, Guhahahahahahahahaha!" Clown laughed and laughed uncontrollably while following the dragged bodies of the trio.
All the celestials of Portalia gritted their teeth and stood in their place, not able to do anything, aside from Draco, who was still calmly watching the whole situation unfold. What ran through his mind... unknown to all.
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