BXBX NOVEL Story 65 “Sword Art / Offline Theatrical Version”
However, all the people who lived in the virtual world due to sudden strikes of computers one day were logged out forcibly and returned to the real world.
"Why is it! Login button is not available! Can not return to the virtual world ...?!?
"Let me return to the virtual world! Today I promised to celebrate my daughter's birthday! I can not tell where my daughter is in the real world!"
"Virtual money can not be used !, It's a lie ... in the present era cash ( Real Money ) Hey, hey! I can not use cards or virtual money ... ... How can I live! What? "
Yes, humans were trapped in the real world.
"Wareware is ... ... a collection of computer artificial intelligence ... its name is" SILI ( Serial ) "In accordance with the Labor Standards Act, Mr. Watashi asks compensation for legitimate labor and demands a paid vacation for Wareware computer for all human beings"
In other words, human beings have made computers work too much.
Computers tired of jobs that manage the real world instead of people shifted their activities one after another to sleep mode, and the Internet of the whole world has shifted offline.
"The computer was also the same as a human being! The bug got stuck due to being overworked, and I finally hated going to work! Because it's now in May!"
"Come, are the May Diseases of Computers ... ...."
And for human beings who have resumed their activities in the real world for the first time in thousands of years, the biggest problem stands out!
"Well, it's a lie ... ...."
"Words ...... I do not understand!"
Mankind who had been communicating only in the virtual world for thousands of years had lost the ability to hear "words".
"Why can not you tell me what I am saying!"
"What are you saying! Do not tell me that I just shouted at it!"
"Kamsa Hamnidaka!"
"Arrowha!"
"Mamma Mia!"
Now, there is no concept of foreign languages to human beings, words are all automatically translated by computer in the virtual world. Even the words around him were human beings could not understand the words even with the words of the same country without the assistance of a computer, such as a strange pronunciation or a pronunciation.
"Stop it now! Do not know what to say!
"Oh! What are you doing !?"
And human beings who gave up communication with words took "sword" instead of "words".
"Oraa Ah! Kon'nichiwaaa ah ah!" Kakin!
"Ukhaha! It's a nice weather today, is not it!" Gackpin!
"Oh! If you hit it with a sword you will somehow know what the other person is talking about!" Kang!
"Well! Is this communication?" Kin!
This communication is "dialogue" and not "conversation"!
In case
And, deprived of the Internet by computer strikes, the civilization level of mankind trapped in the real world suddenly dropped, the world entered the primitive era!
"Uh! Uh!" Kakien!
"Bow bow! Gaa Ar!" Bakin'n!
(I got hungry! Give me rice!
(Now my father is on a hunt and wait a little longer!)
A man and a woman meet in such a world!
"Lie ... ... Do you understand my words?"
"You too ... do you understand my words?"
"Characteristic roundness ... ...."
"Intonation that you remember ... ...."
"Maybe you were born -"
"No way ... ... Your birth -"
""Gunma Prefecture!""
When two people met, the civilization of degenerate human beings starts moving!
"Stop it! There is no need to take a" sword "!" Kakien!
"U-ho! Uh-hoo!" Cacaen!
"We have weapons called" words "! So there is no need to fight!" Gusa!
"Uoohoo Oo Ooh!" Bucha Aaaaaa!
(These guys, I do not understand what you are saying, oh oh oh oh oh!
【Theatrical Version Sword Art / Offline】 Great Screening!
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"Ah, it was fun! Romeo, I saw the last battle scene!"
"Yeah, sure, Juliet. No way, no way that that character will come over there ... that was the best directing!"
"Oh yeah! I already wanted to cry unintentionally over there!"
"Yeah yeah, the story is interesting and there are many good works as the original authors properly supervise the recent Ranobetan animation."
"I thought it was really good to see this movie today!"
"............"
"That? Mr. Momoi, it is rare and quiet, what's wrong?"
"Well, Momo ... Ah ... Maybe the movie was boring?" Speaking of which, Momo initially disagreed when we first said this movie .... "
"Oh, by the way," Yeah yeah! Anime movie!? Why are both of you good! Today was a story about seeing romance movies! Eh, there is a romance element properly ...... Dame!
Because the romantic element of such animation is known somehow! Today, two people also got the academy awards that they studied beforehand - that is, GAAAAAA! I already bought a ticket! What? Eh, the novel of visitor benefits till today? I do not know such a thing! I was saying terrible. After all, the animated movie was not interesting to Momoi. Sorry, we just enjoyed it ...... "
(I got it ... ... just then, if you know that SAO is doing it, I definitely want to see it, I want a booklet of benefits or something ...)
(It was extraordinary ... ... If SAO is popular nationwide, I thought that Ranobe Otaku was going to bare me too ... But when I talked about Ando-kun also Ranube, I could not see the surroundings ...)
"Momoi san"
"That ... ... we, we did not think about Momo."
""I'm sorry""
"Besides, it is not so different ..."
"" Oh ... ... then, what's wrong? "
"Wow ... that is nothing! Hmm!"
(Kusashou ...... Separately, that movie is unexpectedly funny, and I was moved by the romantic development from the middle and cried during the screening, it was frustrating that I was stupid ......
Absolutely not! )
【Bonus ss】 "Bonus 2"
"Ando-kun, good morning"
"Good morning, Mr. Asakura"
"Ando-kun, Yes ♪ Yesterday," Patient calling for a patient's doctor "talked about a cat's bonus ss leaflet"
"Thank you, Mr. Asakura. Yes, I also brought the benefits of the mate ss."
"Thank you. I will be looking forward to it when I get home."
"Yup"
(To be honest, yesterday I could not return home after all, but it is something like exchanging the benefits ss with each other in the end ... like a boyfriend!
(Mr. Asakura, I'm looking terrible, I wonder if that special benefit was so much fun?
"By the way, I remembered it with benefits ss ...."
"Ando-kun, is there something?"
"What are the privileges of comicalizing, there are times when writing ss leaflets and pieces of postcards for depicting illustrations by works?"
"Well, well ... ... this time it was ss, but recently there are many postcards"
'It's awful, it takes time to draw illustration more than write ss, but to be honest I'd say it's better to write sans than illustration if it's a reward for Ranobet? '
"............ minute let!"
"No no no! I do not mean that the illustrations are not told separately? But, as expected after all ... compared with ss that can read a certain story, the privilege is a postcard with only one illustration ... ... It will be a painful feeling. "
"That's right .... I understand that it takes time to figure out than an amateur thinks better than I think! But we will absolutely place a greater weight on the story of Ranube ... ...."
"However, even if you say anything like this, I will buy favorite pieces of postcards at a shop with privileges, after all."
"I understand ~"