I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Chapter 82 - 78 New Features? Do you qualify to team up with us! _3



“If they grow up, they are going to be much stronger than your rune masters!” Li Jiao’s eyes suddenly shone brightly as she said, “Bai Jingsheng, if you have the guts, try to win over these two beauties!”

“Wouldn’t your Bai family then surpass the Qin Family?”

“I’ve seen pictures of those two girls. One is an ice queen, and the other one is bewitchingly adorable. They’re far better than the ordinary girls you’ve been involved with before!”

Bai Jingsheng smirked, saying: “In that case, this young master will give it a shot!”

“They are merely girls from common families, I can easily capture their hearts!”

Bai Jingqi frowned, “Jingsheng! Do not overstep your bounds. We are all colleagues, moreover they’re both high-star Professionists…”

“Relax, big brother.” Bai Jingsheng said, “Do you really not know me? I never force a woman! Quite the contrary, many of them come on to me, haha…”

Li Zhen also chimed in, “Although we come from powerful families, we are all

Professionists, bound for the Alien Battlefield to fight the Different Races.”

“We should avoid making unnecessary enemies, understand?”

“The Alien Battlefield…

Hearing Li Zhen’s words, everyone fell silent.

Especially Bai Jingqi, his hands clenched tightly, as if there were flames burning in his eyes.

“I wish I could personally step onto the battlefield to demonstrate the fighting spirit of our Chinese warriors to those Different Races!”

“Hahahaha…”

Li Jiao quickly covered her ears, “Brother Jingqi, stop laughing. You’re so loud!”

Li Zhen chimed in, “As for these two women, they are high-star Professionists, I have no objections to them joining us in entering the secret realm.”

“There’s also Liang Feifan, a seven-star magic swordsman.”

“His father is also a member of Night Watchmen’s Yellow tier, although now he only serves in administrative role.” “It’s suitable for him to enter the Secret Realm.’

“But as for the remaining two…”

“I know, I know!”

Li Jiao hastily raised her hand, “A three- star priest, Zheng Cheng! I am very interested in him!”

“According to the information our family had collected, his novice skill is actually Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique, which can cause the target to suffer from diarrhea in a very short period!” “The first victim was that seven-star swordsman, Liang Feifan!”

“In less than five seconds, he started to… Hahaha…

Li Jiao, clutching her stomach, laughed so hard she could barely breathe, her eyes teary from laughter.

In contrast, Bai Jingsheng standing behind her, got to enjoy quite a view, only to be given a smack on his head by Li Jiao!

Li Zhen, steadied the vehicle, “This man’s skills… all I can say is that, he undoubtedly meets the Night Watchmen’s recruitment criteria!”

“However!”

“A diarrhea-inducing skill is not enough for him to be part of this Secret Realm mission.”

“He can make humans, demons and monsters suffer from diarrhea, but what if he encounters elemental beings, mechanical creatures, puppets, or the undead?”

“These creatures do not have flesh and blood bodies, hence they cannot be affected by acute gastroenteritis.”

“I think this choice made by Captain Zhao Yunxiao was not fully considered.”

“What do you guys think?”

Bai Jingsheng was the first to raise his hand, “I feel the same way.”

Li Jiao finally stifled her laughter and said, “I think this Zheng Cheng is quite interesting.”

“His skills seem quite similar to mine, a dark priest who can weaken the enemies’ debuffs.

“But the method of weakening is… is really beyond comprehension!”

“I really want to see what he looks like…”

Suddenly, Bai Jingqi said, “No matter what profession he is, as long as he is useful.

“A skill that causes diarrhea, even a seven-star swordsman fell for it… Humph, seems like his skill has high priority.”

“Once we meet, I’ll personally test this guy’s skill.”

“If it can affect me, why not let him join our mission to the Secret Realm?” Li Jiao giggled and said, “Brother Jingqi, isn’t that bullying?”

“You’ve been practising martial arts since childhood, your body is incredibly strong, especially your secondary profession skill, which incredibly enhances your physical constitution.”

“How could a minor acute gastroenteritis affect you?”

“Even my Horror Technique and Sluggish Technique can hardly control you for even a second…”

Bai Jingqi replied, “We’ll know once we give it a try.”

“And one more person!”

Li Zhen suddenly spoke, his usually cold face looking a bit strange.

“The Poultry Druid, Cai Shen.”

Everyone in the jeep fell silent.

After a while, Li Jiao finally whispered, “What the hell is that profession?” “I heard he can transform into a large rooster, as tall as a person.” “The special note is that he can fly, nearly fifty meters high.”

“This ability… Honestly, it is useful.” Bai Jingqi hesitated, “In some special maps, such as cliffs or high towers, where it would be challenging for regular Professionists to reach.’

“Even I, could only jump about two meters in place.”

“Fifty meters? It would be very useful in some special maps.”

Li Jiao laughed, “This Poultry Druid, seems like it’s a first-time profession too.” “Sister Yunxiao has recruited all talents this time…”

“If I remember correctly, the six-star Professionist, the Raptor Druid, only potentially learns the skill to transform into an eagle after reaching Level 30.” “His novice skill is to transform into a large rooster with flying ability.”

“This… really is unusual!”

Li Zhen slowed down the car, “Enough with the discussion, we’re here.” “Whether these two are qualified to join us on this Secret Realm mission, we would know once we meet them!”

They now had Weihe Town in their sight.

Bai Jingqi suddenly asked, “By the way, where’s Qin Zheng?”

“I thought we agreed to go together, why did he stand us up?

“I know, I know!” Li Jiao was the first to raise her hand, “Before the gathering,

Brother Qin Zheng had an urgent matter and left.”

“But he said it would be handled quickly, and asked us to go ahead.” “What’s up?

“I heard it had something to do with his level-breaking mission.”

“A level-breaking mission?”

Bai Jingqi licked his lips, “Is he about to break through to Level 10? I’m really looking forward to it!”

“As soon as he reaches Level 10, I definitely have to challenge him!”


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