I’ll Become a Villainess That Will Go Down in History

Albert-Oniisama’s expression becomes slightly exasperated.

“We haven’t thought about it yet.”

“Then what were you expecting me to help you with?”

“We wanted to hear if you had any ideas for what might be good, Alicia-chan,” Liz-san cuts in, forcing herself back into the conversation.

Since she wants to participate so badly, I guess I should gracefully accept this opportunity to show off my villainy.

“I wasn’t speaking to you, Liz-san,” I cheerily inform her, a refined smile playing on my lips.

And in that moment the whole room falls silent.

That’s right. It’s this type of atmosphere that I’m going for. I was born to ruin the mood like this!

“Alicia? Is there something wrong?” Albert-Oniisama asks, peering over at me with concern.

My dear brother, nothing’s wrong. I’m merely fulfilling my dastardly duties for the day.

“Wait a sec, Ali-chan…. You’ve already met Liz?” Curtis-Sama asks, trying to break the tension.

“That’s right. We met before at the academy.”

“Oh! That one time!” he says excitedly, effectively thawing the icy atmosphere that I’d so painstakingly created.

If only it had stayed that way for a little bit longer. At that rate, I was sure I could provoke Liz-san into a glaring contest at the very least. And amidst that hostility, a heated argument surely wouldn’t have been far behind!

“So do you have any ideas, Alicia~?” Finn-sama asks me brightly, bringing us back on topic.

Any ideas….. So long as Duke-Sama and Liz-san are able to act all lovey-dovey, honestly it doesn’t matter what sort of production they put on. I guess that means there’s no need to even consider it. I can safely focus all my attention into bullying her for now then.

“Liz-san, weren’t you supposedly able to use every type of magic?”

“That’s right,” Liz-san admits hesitantly, her expression turning a bit guarded.

Ufufu, that’s it. That’s the face that I’ve been yearning to see. As the villainess, to be able to put that flowery heroine on her guard….. There’s no greater joy! I cannot wait for all our future developments together!

“What if you make use of that? Wouldn’t it be utterly wasteful if you didn’t show off that rare skill of yours?” I say, smirking at her.

Ah, my face just now! I wish someone could have taken a picture of me. That’s a villainess’s trademark sardonic smile at its best.

“Thanks you!”

….Wait, what? Why is she thanking me?

“Your high regard for my abilities really means a lot to me!”

I was being sarcastic! Agh! How thick can you be!? This is exactly why I can’t stand the heroine!

What do you expect me to do if you end up actually liking me!? Aren’t you supposed to be the heroine? Look sad…. Look displeased… Or hurt…. Something other than that atrociously bright face you’re making right now! Don’t you want to use this as an opportunity to curry favor with Duke-Sama? Don’t you want him to rescue you from your misery?

That’s so cunning, thanking me like that.

“That certainly does seem like a good idea,” Gayle-Sama says, nodding his head thoughtfully.

Wait wait wait wait wait…. Don’t just go with it!

What is going on right now!? Is this a new form of bullying? Don’t tell me they’re actually trying to bully me, the villainess?

I faintly hear someone chuckling behind me. Slightly perplexed, I look over my shoulder and a wide, affectionate smile enters my eyes.

Just now, did he laugh at me?

……I was just laughed at.

Duke-Sama actually laughed at me.

I wonder if he noticed that I was having fun bullying her. But his expression is oddly warm and sweet for looking at a person who’s enjoying herself by tormenting others……

How am I supposed to interpret that look?

T/N: Lol, does Duke know? He sees her struggling to be mean and failing miserably, and so he laughed cause he thought she was cute!? Somehow, it feels unlikely, but I can’t imagine why else he would have laughed haha