Chapter 1 Killing a Daluo Golden Immortal with One Punch at the Start
The Land God angrily retorted, "Qingya Immortal! We are the land and mountain gods officially recognized by the Heavenly Court. Your attack on us is a grave sin, and now you dare to consume divine spirits? Are you not afraid of the Heavenly Court\'s punishment?"
Ha—ptoo!
Qingya Immortal spat directly in the face of the Land God, disdainfully saying, "Shut up, did I allow you to speak?"
The Land God, barely over a meter tall, was completely drenched with each spit from the three-meter-tall monster.
Furious yet helpless, the Land God was seething with rage.
Qingya Immortal proudly tilted his head back, scoffing, "Heavenly Court, punishment? Do you really think I\'m still that little green wolf you used to bully?"
As he spoke, Qingya Immortal\'s aura burst forth, a cyan column of light shooting directly into the sky, summoning the Five Directional Energies to converge and blossom into Three Flowers, shaking the mountains and rivers!
Qingya Immortal stomped his foot, causing the land within a thousand li to tremble!
The terrifying pressure swept across the area, causing the Land God and Mountain God to cough up blood under the strain, eyes filled with terror!
The Mountain God exclaimed, "The Five Qi to the Origin, Three Flowers Gathering at the Top, a Daluo Golden Immortal!"
As the Land God subconsciously wiped the spit from his face, he murmured, "Not in the Five Elements, beyond the Three Realms, no wonder he is so arrogant!"
The Mountain God, incredulous, said, "How is this possible? A thousand five hundred years ago, you were just a minor green wolf demon, a mere thousand years, how did you achieve such feats?"
Looking down from above, Qingya Immortal slowly and deliberately said, "I should thank that monkey from over four hundred years ago for giving me an unrivaled opportunity—the pills, secret techniques, divine powers, Temporal Secret Realm, and a mysterious master have all been gifts to me!
This is fate!
You have spent a thousand five hundred years, but I have spent fifteen hundred Kalpas in the Temporal Secret Realm!
Do you know how I spent each of these fifteen hundred Kalpas?"
Roaring ferociously, Qingya Immortal, eyes filled with terror, unwillingly cried out, "Back then, I merely ate a mortal, yet you two chased me for thousands of miles!
Today, not only will I eat you, but I will also slaughter the three million mortals of Hundred Mountains City!"
"You… you… you beast!" the Land God cursed loudly.
Ha—ptoo!
"Shut up!"
Qingya Immortal spat again in the face of the Land God.
The Land God exclaimed indignantly, "If you have something to say, say it; can you not act so disgusting!"
Qingya Immortal laughed maniacally, "Angry? Don\'t be anxious! Just wait, I\'ll let you watch as I slaughter all those mortals you shield, it will be spectacular, hahaha…"
Laughing wildly, Qingya Immortal waved his hand and immediately imprisoned all the deities of the City God Temple in midair, stepping forward mightily towards Hundred Mountains City!
Unrestrainedly emitting the power of a Daluo Golden Immortal, his power formed a towering Dharmakaya. With each step, the entire world trembled under his feet, shattering mountains and rivers, reversing rivers, felling birds, and the wild beasts wailed…
The terrifying aura pressed directly towards Hundred Mountains City, the city\'s protective formation merely flickered before being crushed to dust.
Facing that fearsome demon god, everyone fell into despair…
Boom!
A foot shattered the city gate!
The shockwave from the impact turned half the city into ruins.
The Mountain God and the Land God roared in fury, but it was all in vain.
Qingya Immortal, looking at the furious Mountain God and Land God, feeling the surging power within and the invincible thrill, laughed wildly, "Is this the power of a Daluo Golden Immortal? Comfortable, exhilarating, hahaha! Mere ants, curse and yell all you want, this will be your last breaths in the mortal world! Hahaha…"
Qingya Immortal\'s laughter grew even more sinister!
Just then, the Land God looked up and said, "A meteor!"
Ha—ptoo!
Qingya Immortal spat in his face again, "A meteor? I can reach out and pluck stars now, and you talk to me about a meteor?"
The Mountain God peaked, "That meteor seems to be falling."
"What?!" Qingya Immortal was stunned, and looking up, he saw a meteor plummeting from the sky, moving at incredible speed!
Gradually, the white light dissipated, revealing a humanoid creature!
Seeing this, the Land God joyously shouted, "Heavenly soldiers and generals have arrived, surely it\'s reinforcements sent by the Heavenly Court! Qingya Immortal, you\'re finished, finished, hahaha…"
Ha—ptoo!
A spray of spit directly smeared the Land God\'s face, making him utterly frustrated. There stood a Mountain God right next to him, yet this guy kept spitting on him!
Qingya Immortal, looking at the meteor, disdainfully said, "Heavenly soldiers and generals? Now that I have ascended to the realm of Daluo, heaven and earth lie beneath me! Let alone a heavenly soldier or general, even if the gods and Buddhas come, I still roam freely!"
Though he spoke boldly, Qingya Immortal cautiously observed the figure.
Indeed, it was aimed directly at him. With a slight frown, he cautiously guarded himself.
The figure continued plummeting without slowing down and then, with a thud, landed head-first, half of his body plunging into the soil before him.
In that instant, silence befell everyone...
The Land God and Mountain God were struck dumb by the other\'s pathetic landing—their own landings were far more reliable than this fool\'s. How could they expect someone who couldn\'t even handle flying to accomplish anything?
"Done for, another one just serving themselves up…" the Land God lamented internally.
"Hahaha… Is this the heavenly soldier and general you spoke of? Haha… A heavenly soldier like this? A heavenly descent? Hahaha…" Qingya Immortal could no longer hold back and burst into belly laughter.
Ultimately, his foundation was too weak; despite his fierce words, he was secretly terrified of encountering someone tougher than himself, possibly unable to escape slaughter.
After worrying for so long, only this fool had fallen down, he was relieved, happy, and couldn\'t help but roar with laughter.
He kicked the man\'s butt and asked, "Hey, heavenly soldier, are you still alive? You didn\'t just die from that fall, did you? Haha…"
The Land God and the Mountain God knew that the Indigo Fang Immortal was just messing with them like this, so they helplessly turned their heads away, adopting an \'out of sight, out of mind\' attitude.
Just then, the man\'s calf trembled…
The Land God frowned, thinking to himself, "Not dead?"
Soon, the man\'s leg trembled again, then he bent down, pushed against the ground and, with a bang, pulled himself out of the earth like pulling up a radish.
It was then that everyone got a clear look at the man. He was dressed in a bright red kasaya and had an innocently harmless face.
He was quite handsome, rugged yet not without a soft grace, but unfortunately, he had large, vacant eyes and looked as dumb as a goose; it was clear he wasn\'t very bright and was easy to bully. There was even a feeling that if you didn\'t punch him a couple of times, you were letting your parents down...
However, what attracted the most attention was his shiny, polished head, as if it had been waxed and buffed like a car, very eye-catching!
Looking at such a character, even the Indigo Fang Immortal, the Mountain God, and the Land God shook their heads, knowing this so-called reinforcement was unreliable.
The Indigo Fang Immortal was amused, "Hey, this head of yours is rather interesting, it\'s reflective!"
After saying that, the Indigo Fang Immortal stretched out a finger and tapped on the bald head!
Thud!
The sound was crisp!
The bald head, like it was on springs, wobbled accordingly...
The Indigo Fang Immortal was amused again, "Your heavenly soldiers don\'t seem too bright."
The faces of the Land God and the Mountain God turned utterly dark.
The Indigo Fang Immortal seemed to have had enough fun and flexed his wrist, saying, "Alright, enough playing around, I might as well send all of you on your way."
Just as the Land God was about to speak, the Indigo Fang Immortal shouted, and he immediately covered his face.
The Indigo Fang Immortal was silent for a long time, and when the Land God opened his hand to take a peek, well...
Ptui!
"You son of a wolf, you\'re forcing me to curse, aren\'t you? There\'s another one next to me, and you only spat on me; what are you implying?"
The Indigo Fang Immortal lazily said, "Can\'t help it, I just don\'t like the look of you."
After finishing, the Indigo Fang Immortal looked at the bald man and asked, "Hey, monk, aren\'t you going to struggle a bit?"
But the monk just looked at him dully with his lifeless big eyes and didn\'t say a word.
The Indigo Fang Immortal furrowed his brows, "Monk, what are you looking at?"
The monk looked left and right, bent over to look behind him under his crotch, then scratched his head, "Are you talking to me?"
The Indigo Fang Immortal\'s forehead was suddenly filled with black lines, roaring, "Here you are the only monk. If I\'m not talking to you, am I talking to the air?"
The monk was startled, pointing at himself, "Me? Monk?"
The next moment, the monk got angry, touching his head while roaring, "With this head of thick, lush hair, you call me monk… I\'mao…"
The monk touched his slick bald head, suddenly panicked, and without a second thought, pulled down his pants and took a pee right there to see the reflection!
"Where\'s my hair!"
A pitiful scream echoed through the city!
The Indigo Fang Immortal, Land God, and Mountain God were all dumbfounded by the guy\'s crazy antics.
Who would have thought, in the face of a great enemy, to pull down his pants to pee and use it as a mirror… This damn, is he insane!
The Indigo Fang Immortal chuckled dryly, "Land God, Mountain God, seems like this baldy\'s brain really isn\'t working well."
The Land God and the Mountain God hadn\'t said anything yet when suddenly everything around them quieted down.
At the same time, the temperature plummeted!
The Indigo Fang Immortal couldn\'t help but shiver…
The three instinctively looked towards the source of the chill, and it was indeed the monk!
The monk tilted his head, one hand holding up his pants, the other clenching a fist, his gaze fierce as he stared at the Indigo Fang Immortal, asking, "Who are you calling bald?"
The Indigo Fang Immortal was immediately amused, "Baldy, you aren\'t thinking of hitting me, are you?"
Crack!
The baldy\'s fist clenched tighter.
Swish!
The baldy stepped back, lunged forward in a bow stance, rotated his body, and pulled his fist back.
Seeing this, the Indigo Fang Immortal couldn\'t help but burst into laughter, "Baldy, you really want to take a swing at me?
Hahaha…
Who gave you the courage?"
The Indigo Fang Immortal suddenly discovered something amusing, stamped his foot, and both Five Directional Energies and Three Flowers Gathering at the Top reappeared as he wildly bragged and laughed: "
Do you know what this is?
This is Five Directional Energies, Three Flowers Gathering at the Top,
I am a Daluo Golden Immortal!
Are you scared?
Too afraid to speak now?"
Boom!
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