Chapter 284: I Felt Like A Superhero!
She got so distracted by the big, fluffy red lion-turtle puppies running along the fields below that she was left completely oblivious when she noticed Azmond\'s abrupt disappearance!
Calista was still a little scared of the overly voluptuous brown-eyed woman, as the shopping events that occurred before they boarded the ship practically scarred her.
But she didn\'t want to be rude to the \'ghost lady\' who was always around Azmond, so she reluctantly responded with:
"I told him I needed to p-pee, and he said \'Very Well\' before vanishing"
She became a little embarrassed upon recalling the straightforward way she informed him of her \'predicament\', but she really did have to pee.
|Really!?| Boundless exclaimed.
|Well, it\'s probably fine. He wouldn\'t do anything over board! I have confidence in that-!| She added.
However, such a proclamation of her faith lasted about as long as a man who had been holding it in for months!
BANG!
Something heavy seemed to crash into the backside of the Swan ship as a momentous force hit the ship like a cannon!
WHOOSH!
The speed of the ship suddenly increased a hundredfold as Azmond started pushing it from behind!
"What the hell is going on!?" A owlkin passenger hollered.
"Is it another monster attack like the one that happened in the second step!?" Another monsterkin questioned.
"We\'re all going to die!!!"
Panicked after panicked screams echoed out in the Swan ship as everyone was thrown off their feet and launched all over the place!
BANG! BANG!
Their bodies hit all the metal parts of the ship, as the on-board gravity system wasn\'t built to maintain or withstand the speed at which they were blitzing through the skies!
It wasn\'t like the ship would fall apart or anything. But the ones who got up in an attempt to escape would, without a doubt, be sent flying in every direction of the ship\'s interior.
BAM!
"Ow! You mother fucker! I\'m in the Early Golden Core Formation Realm! How dare a mere ship stop me from leaving-"
WHACK!
This monsterkin didn\'t even get the chance to boast about his strength as he was knocked out cold by a stray metal cutting board.
...
"This is my fault, isn\'t it?" Calista asked with a remorseful voice.
|No, it isn\'t! Well, technically, it is. But don\'t worry about it. Azmond has always been more than a little eccentric!|
Boundless attempted to console Calista; however, it seemed to have the opposite effect, as her mood only became more regretful.
|Seriously, don\'t fret! Azmond knows what he\'s doing! Probably|
Boundless didn\'t feel so confident after the last time he \'reassured her\' turned into immediate failure.
WHIZZ!!!
The ship continued to travel at speeds tens of thousands of times the speed of sound before...
It slowed down to a complete stop.
"..."
The first of the passengers opened his eyes as he looked around, only to see his body and Nascent Soul still in one piece.
"What?? We\'re not dead!?" He questioned with a look of disbelief.
That disbelief quickly became contagious as it spread to the rest of the passengers and crew members as well.
"We made it out alive! I can go back and tell my grandma that I saved the day!"
"You dirty bastard! You didn\'t save shit! Who gave you the gall to spread misinformation!?" A Nascent Soul Realm Deerkin spat back.
"Oh yeah!? You really wanna try me!? I\'ll let you know that I went to the Royal Academy of \'Courting Death\' back in my heyday! And you want to know what they taught me there!?"
The voice of the original show-off monsterkin resounded in the spacious interior of the ship as he put his arms around his chest and put on a haughty demeanor.
"The \'Royal Academy Of Courting Death\'!? You were actually enrolled!?"
The deerkin must\'ve heard wrong, because there was no way such a goofy-looking shrimpkin could\'ve enrolled in such a prestigious academy!
"Of course I was enrolled! I even gained partial mastery in the art of \'Courting Death\'! Knowing that, do you wish to try me!?"
"!?"
The deerkin started sweating buckets as it regretted ever engaging in a confrontation with the shrimpkin.
"Let\'s just be grateful that we made it back alive! No need to sweat the small stuff!"
His attitude took a complete three sixty, as it even looked like he started sucking up to the shrimpkin.
"As long as you know what\'s good for you! Haha!"
Meanwhile, as the boisterous and crude laughter of the shrimpkin echoed out inside the swan ship, two different types of beauties cycled through a large number of different emotions.
|You see! I told you that he wouldn\'t take things overboard!|
The smile on Boundless\'s face that, for a while, almost turned awkward ultimately went back to its usual cheerfulness as she turned her nose up while bragging about how right she was.
"Hopefully whatever Azmond did worked, because I still need to pee"
Calista ignored the yammerings of Boundless as she held her lower dress with an uncomfortable expression.
But luckily for her...
FWIP!
Azmond fazed back into the ship, all while completely ignoring the happenings of the passengers and crew members on board.
It was almost like he thought none of the chaos he caused had anything to do with him.
"Sup, girls," he began with a wily smirk.
His figure had already sat back down in the seat he had left vacant for a few seconds before his mildly playful gaze stared down at both of the girls.
However, his mind was somewhere else entirely.
\'That was even more fun than I thought it would be. I totally felt like the superhero with an S on his chest.\'
Azmond recalled the feeling he received while \'flying\' the swan ship, as he added it to his bucket list of \'things to do a second time\'.
However, such dreams usually died hard...
|You can\'t do that anymore, Azmond! You almost made me lose face in front of Calista! How am I supposed to upkeep my \'big sisterly\' persona if you keep doing unexpected things!?|
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